I think I was naughty last year too!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I put gum in sneaker_chic's hair (-12 points). Last Thursday I pulled over and changed nancyl06's flat tire (15 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, shubbe (-5000 points). Last Wednesday I helped mizmizuno see the light (8 points). Last month I ruled Asscrackistan as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5689 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!
Sincerely,
trichellee