Writer's Block: How'd You Get Here?

May 04, 2009 13:22

Well, I was minding my own business, using pen and paper to describe what had been going on in my life on that fateful day so that I might remember it later (in about a week), when all of a sudden, I was approached by a cloaked figure who insisted that my shiny green spiral notebook just would not do.  It was too private, too anti-social of me to keep my thoughts to myself.  How could I be so selfish?  Yet there was a way to share my daily life and constant ramblings with the ENTIRE WORLD.  All I had to do was join the ranks of many who had found their liberation from private journal writing on *drumroll, please* LIVEJOURNAL!  Though the most compelling reason this cloaked figure used to entice me to join, was that instead of actually interacting with my friends in person, I could just write whatever I wanted to tell them on LiveJournal, and not ever have to have a conversation in real life again!  Not only that, but I wouldn't have to describe anything more than once.  The most I would have to say to anyone would be: "just read my LJ."

How could I not be won over with such astounding persuasion?

P.S.-that cloaked figure later informed me that to enjoy such freedom, I had to give up my schoolwork, authentic social interaction, sleep, my first-born, my-otherwise-free time, and a lifetime supply of pixie stix and nerds.

snarkasm, lj birthday, writer's block

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