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Begin Private Note to Ichimaru-sensei
Zaraki-sensei... A little advice?
End Private Note to Ichimaru-sensei
I know how to work a computer and I know a little bit about the basic functions (I guess this could be the reason I picked up Computers), but I am clueless when it comes to "MMORPG" - any geeks out there willin' to help me out? It's for a challenge. I promise I won't make too much fun of anyone's geekiness if they help me out! Yakushi-sensei! You're the computer instructor, shouldn't you know something about this?
Speakin' of battles, Ichigo, don't be surprised if I randomly attack you the next time we run into each other. With the way you keep shrugging off my challenges it's getting me thinkin' you're avoiding me. I understand if the sexual tension that built up over the summer due to the lack of my company is to blame, but really, isn't it about time we see how quickly I can beat your ass into the ground?
But the Strawberry aside, any fella's interested in tryin' their hand with yours truly? I was thinkin' about asking Kankuro but he's nowhere to be found. Don't wanna challenge the Anti-social Butterfly so soon after his match with Grimmjaw. And I have no interest in the younger classmen even if one is Zaraki-sensei's student. And as much as I'm all for "Gender Equality" in martial arts the only grapplin' I would ever do with the ladies is between the sheets. Or in the back of Automotives. Whatever strikes the mood.
Not that... Kurotshuchi-san! I meant that in the least offensive way. I'm not a manwhore in the sense that I'm always thinking about sex when I'm not... thinking about martial arts or beating Kuchiki-sensei! So don't let this affect the conversation we had, ne. I'm only teasing!
Rukia, you know I'm only pokin' fun.
When are we gonna get together? I missed you.
But... I guess if no students are willin' .. then I'm really interested in sparring with Aizen-sensei.
And before I forget, I need to speak with Zaraki-sensei... Ichimaru-sensei mentioned it in his journal, but just to make sure I don't forget mentioning this in class and if Zaraki-sensei forgets about it (with his old age and all) - OI! OLD MAN! We need to talk about weapons!!
Begin Private Note to Me, Myself, I: Abarai Renji
Ichimaru-sensei... He's weird.
I'm not gonna say I'm intimidated because that'll imply some sort of fear... But it freaked me out how I was able to lose my cool like that during the spar. Grimmjaw and Ichigo like to joke around and poke gay comments at me, Hell, there's even a gay bug goin' around with everyone accusing each other of being gay... So I dunno why Ichimaru's comment got me so riled up.
Maybe it was his drawl. Or smirk. Fuck. That smirk is annoying. Now everytime I see Byakuya I see Ichimaru's smirking face.
And... I've been talkin' to this gal, Nemu, it really bugs me how worthless she thinks she is. I hardly know her but I'm really wantin' to beat the shit outta whoever got her thinkin' so low of herself.
End Private Note to Me, Myself, I: Abarai Renji