Baaaaa!
Well, if my brother's a sheep, I guess I was made that way too!
BASICS THAT BORE YOU
First off, what's your name?
Zidane Tribal.
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't?
My parents didn't name me anything, 'cause I don't have any.
How old are you?
18
How old are you emotionally? (As in, do you think you handle your emotions pretty well and have sorted through most of them) How about mentally?
About 18 all in all.
SEX, ETC.
Let's get this one over with- have you ever even had sex before?
No shit.
If you're a virgin, do you plan on having sex before you get married? Why or why not?
Well.. If I was still a virgin, maybe. Just maybe.
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Have you ever questioned whether you really are this way?
Bisexual.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?
Just fine about it!
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?
Sure, given the company's right.
Do you, or have you ever masturbated? Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?
Hasn't every guy? And I have no problem with girls doing it either, 'cause they're just as 'bad' as guys deep down anyway.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are?
7 usually, 8 on a Tuesday.
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?
I don't think it's hormones, but yeah, I'm as horny as the next guy.
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe.
Yeah. No thanks.
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?
Yeah, Cinna has an insane amount of the stuff! It's alright.
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? If so, what are they?
Uhm, like bro said, tail = good. At the base, on the top side. Wow.
Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.)
I'm a fucking monkey.
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate.
*shrug*
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?
Hey, take a look at this face. Could this face lie? You betcha. But no.
LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?
Yeah, I do. Why do I? 'cause I'm in love stupid.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? If so, who?
No, I don't.
Do you love them? Why or why not?
I don't have anyone.
How long have you been together?
See above.
If you answered no to the first question in this section, do you have a crush?
Not a crush, so to speak. That's what 14 year olds get. But yeah, I like someone.
Do you love them?
Yeah.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you?
A 10. A most deffinite 10.
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you?
Well, it wouldn't be important, 'cept I like them, so it is.
If you family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them? Why?
Look, my family did hate them! But hat doesn't matter. 'They' don't now.
DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
No.
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? Why or why not?
Duh. They're gorgeous.
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?"
Beatles do what now?
How do you know when you love someone?
You'd do anything for them, and your tail tingles.
Is love worth it?
I wanted to think so.
FRIENDS
Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?
Freya, Eiko, Dagger. Oh yeah, and Ruuuuuby! (Don't hurt meeee!)
Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?
Blank, Vivi, Kuja, Marcus, Baku, Cinna, Quina (uh, if he's a.... he), Amarant, ol' Rusty, Proffesor Tot, Regent Cid...
Name one or two people you know you would die for.
You're joking right? Only TWO!? No, I refuse. I'd die for each and every one of my listed friends.
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?
10.
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?
Yes.
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?
Well, most of them proved they know me better than I do, thanks to Pandemonium. Yeah. All of them.
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?
Everyone!
YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
No.
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
I don't know of many.. except.. hm, I like sex a liiiittle too much for my own good. Does that make me a Nymphmaniac? Or just a horny little monkey, like Blank says?
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it.
It feels pretty damn good, actually. Hehe.
Have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?
I've never been to one.
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?
Blue light is a window to nothing.
How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?
Pretty stable.
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do?
I'm fine with myself! I guess it's a pretty rare thing to be able to say that, but it's true. And my friends are there to catch me if anything goes wrong, so that's fine.
RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to?
Nothing. You take what you get! And, more often than not, what you don't.
Is this a mainstream religion?
I think so.
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hiduism, etc.?)
I don't think about them all that much. But, each to their own. (Kuja, you rat)
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?
Nothing really.
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not?
Hehe, does Dagger count?
What is your overall opinion of televangelists?
Whatever.
What is your opinion of evangelists in general?
Whatever!
One word can be said and mean many different things. In the end, how important are words, really?
Words are important. They give people hope and a meaning.
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.)
Why they put us all through this shit.
MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not?
Yeah, music is pretty damn important to me.
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?
I sing when drunk. Badly.
What instruments do you play, if any?
I can play the hand drum, pipe and tambourine. I was in Tantalus for hell's sake!
Do you or have you ever written music before?
Nope.
What do you think of Eminem?
No idea.
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.)
Tantalus!
Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music:
Not really.
Rock music:
Sometimes.
Punk music:
Naw.
Rap music:
No.
Hip-Hop/R&B:
Not much.
Country:
No.
Jazz:
Depends.
Classical:
I like the soundtracks to plays, does that count?
New Age:
What?
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?
I don't think many people have heard Dagger sing like I have. That's my choice.
Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it.
And I threw, you the obvious
And you flew, with it on your back
A name, in your recolection
Down, among a million same
MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show?
Just for Gags!
What is your favorite movie play?
I want to be your Canary
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?
Hell yeah!
What is your favorite TV character?
Dunno.
What is your favorite movie character?
*shrug*
Favorite actor?
Blank.
Favorite actress?
Dagger. I mean Ruby! RUBY!
ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion?
Not good man. If you don't want it, don't get yourself in the situation.
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?
Sure, it's fine.
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?
It's fine.
Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?
Nope.
What do you think about sex before marriage?
Didn't you ask something like this earlier? It's fine. But.. well, yeah.
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about.
I used to wet the bed. OI, YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU DREAMT WHAT I USED TO!
I'm sure I'm going to regret my new-found status as sheep. Baaa.
BASICS THAT BORE YOU
First off, what's your name?
Zidane Tribal.
Why did your parents name you that, and do you wish they hadn't?
My parents didn't name me anything, 'cause I don't have any.
How old are you?
18
How old are you emotionally? (As in, do you think you handle your emotions pretty well and have sorted through most of them) How about mentally?
About 18 all in all.
SEX, ETC.
Let's get this one over with- have you ever even had sex before?
No shit.
If you're a virgin, do you plan on having sex before you get married? Why or why not?
Well.. If I was still a virgin, maybe. Just maybe.
Are you straight, bisexual, gay, or lesbian? Have you ever questioned whether you really are this way?
Bisexual.
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things or uncomfortable?
Just fine about it!
Do you feel comfortable talking about sexual things regarding your own experiences, what turns you on, etc.?
Sure, given the company's right.
Do you, or have you ever masturbated? Do you think it's okay for members of the sex opposite your own to masturbate and why or why not?
Hasn't every guy? And I have no problem with girls doing it either, 'cause they're just as 'bad' as guys deep down anyway.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least, and ten being the most, how perverted do you feel you are?
7 usually, 8 on a Tuesday.
If you're a teenager, are your hormones making you undoubtedly horny?
I don't think it's hormones, but yeah, I'm as horny as the next guy.
Have you ever had a sexual dream before, or "wet dream?" Feel free to describe.
Yeah. No thanks.
What do you think of pornography? Have you ever seen it?
Yeah, Cinna has an insane amount of the stuff! It's alright.
Do you have any fetishes or things that automatically start to turn you on? If so, what are they?
Uhm, like bro said, tail = good. At the base, on the top side. Wow.
Are you flexible, or do flexible people turn you on? (If you don't understand how this question is sexual you probably never will.)
I'm a fucking monkey.
How do sex scenes in movies make you feel? Disgusted? Hot? Elaborate.
*shrug*
Did you lie on, or avoid answering any of the above questions?
Hey, take a look at this face. Could this face lie? You betcha. But no.
LOVE
Do you believe in love as a concept? Why or why not?
Yeah, I do. Why do I? 'cause I'm in love stupid.
Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend? If so, who?
No, I don't.
Do you love them? Why or why not?
I don't have anyone.
How long have you been together?
See above.
If you answered no to the first question in this section, do you have a crush?
Not a crush, so to speak. That's what 14 year olds get. But yeah, I like someone.
Do you love them?
Yeah.
On a scale of 1-10, one being the least and ten being the most, how important is your boyfriend, girlfriend, or crush to you?
A 10. A most deffinite 10.
On a scale of 1-10, how important is the way your boyfriend's/girlfriend's/crush's family feel about you to you?
Well, it wouldn't be important, 'cept I like them, so it is.
If you family hated your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend, would you still go out with them? Why?
Look, my family did hate them! But hat doesn't matter. 'They' don't now.
DOES your family hate your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend?
No.
Are you physically attracted to your crush, boyfriend, or girlfriend? Why or why not?
Duh. They're gorgeous.
Do you think The Beatles were high when they wrote the song, "All You Need is Love?"
Beatles do what now?
How do you know when you love someone?
You'd do anything for them, and your tail tingles.
Is love worth it?
I wanted to think so.
FRIENDS
Who is/are your best friend/s of the opposite sex?
Freya, Eiko, Dagger. Oh yeah, and Ruuuuuby! (Don't hurt meeee!)
Who is/are you best friend/s of the same sex?
Blank, Vivi, Kuja, Marcus, Baku, Cinna, Quina (uh, if he's a.... he), Amarant, ol' Rusty, Proffesor Tot, Regent Cid...
Name one or two people you know you would die for.
You're joking right? Only TWO!? No, I refuse. I'd die for each and every one of my listed friends.
On a scale of 1-10, how important are your friends to you?
10.
Have you ever fallen in love with a friend? How did that work out, if you did?
Yes.
How well do your friends know you? Do you think they would still be your friends if they knew EVERYTHING, no exceptions, about you? If so, which friends?
Well, most of them proved they know me better than I do, thanks to Pandemonium. Yeah. All of them.
Ten years from now, which friends do you hope to still be in touch with? Why?
Everyone!
YOUR PSYCHE
Do you have any diagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
No.
Do you have any undiagnosed mental disorders? If so, what?
I don't know of many.. except.. hm, I like sex a liiiittle too much for my own good. Does that make me a Nymphmaniac? Or just a horny little monkey, like Blank says?
If you do in fact have a diagnosed or even undiagnosed mental disorder, describe what it feels like and/or your personal experiences with it.
It feels pretty damn good, actually. Hehe.
Have you ever been to a therapist, psychiatrist, or psychologist before? If so, were they helpful to you?
I've never been to one.
Do you think your dreams are a window into your soul? Or do they have any significance at all?
Blue light is a window to nothing.
How would you describe yourself mentally and psychologically?
Pretty stable.
Do you feel insecure with your own person? Have a self-esteem problem? If so, why do you think you do?
I'm fine with myself! I guess it's a pretty rare thing to be able to say that, but it's true. And my friends are there to catch me if anything goes wrong, so that's fine.
RELIGION AND PHILOSOPHY
What religion or system of beliefs, if any, do you subscribe to?
Nothing. You take what you get! And, more often than not, what you don't.
Is this a mainstream religion?
I think so.
What do you think about non-mainstream religions? (Wicca, Hiduism, etc.?)
I don't think about them all that much. But, each to their own. (Kuja, you rat)
How much do you actually know about non-mainstream religions?
Nothing really.
Have you ever tried to convert someone to your own religion? Why or why not?
Hehe, does Dagger count?
What is your overall opinion of televangelists?
Whatever.
What is your opinion of evangelists in general?
Whatever!
One word can be said and mean many different things. In the end, how important are words, really?
Words are important. They give people hope and a meaning.
If you could ask God or whomever you choose as a supreme being one question, and only one, what would it be? (If you're an atheist just skip ahead.)
Why they put us all through this shit.
MUSIC
Is music important to you? Why or why not?
Yeah, music is pretty damn important to me.
Do you sing? If so, do you sing well?
I sing when drunk. Badly.
What instruments do you play, if any?
I can play the hand drum, pipe and tambourine. I was in Tantalus for hell's sake!
Do you or have you ever written music before?
Nope.
What do you think of Eminem?
No idea.
In your opinion, what band is the best of all time? (Name a few if you can't decide.)
Tantalus!
Now for the lightning round. Do you like...
Pop music:
Not really.
Rock music:
Sometimes.
Punk music:
Naw.
Rap music:
No.
Hip-Hop/R&B:
Not much.
Country:
No.
Jazz:
Depends.
Classical:
I like the soundtracks to plays, does that count?
New Age:
What?
What is one band/singer you absolutely love that no one else does or seems to have heard about?
I don't think many people have heard Dagger sing like I have. That's my choice.
Pick up the nearest CD to you and write a random song lyric from it.
And I threw, you the obvious
And you flew, with it on your back
A name, in your recolection
Down, among a million same
MOVIES, TV, ETC.
What is your favorite tv show?
Just for Gags!
What is your favorite movie play?
I want to be your Canary
If someone made a movie about your life, do you think anyone would want to see it?
Hell yeah!
What is your favorite TV character?
Dunno.
What is your favorite movie character?
*shrug*
Favorite actor?
Blank.
Favorite actress?
Dagger. I mean Ruby! RUBY!
ISSUES
What is your stance on abortion?
Not good man. If you don't want it, don't get yourself in the situation.
What is your opinion on gay people being allowed to get married?
Sure, it's fine.
What is your opinion on gay couple adopting?
It's fine.
Do you have a political party affiliation? If so, what and why?
Nope.
What do you think about sex before marriage?
Didn't you ask something like this earlier? It's fine. But.. well, yeah.
Tell us one thing you're pretty sure no one knows about.
I used to wet the bed. OI, YOU WOULD TOO IF YOU DREAMT WHAT I USED TO!
I'm sure I'm going to regret my new-found status as sheep. Baaa.