Nea
Jodie Foster sucks. She got famous from Silence of the Lambs, but that was only because Anthony Hopkins was so cool as Hannibal.
Here is a Madtv Skit I made of her new movie Flightplan.
Jodie is looking around for her girl.
Jodie: Where are you?
Then Anthony Hopkins appears holding her girl.
Anthony: Hello Jodie Foster, still making the same facial expressions in all your movies? Well so am I!
Jodie: Let her go!
Anthony: Only if you stop making that damn face!
Jodie: No, this one expression is who I am. I'm not chaning it, not for you, not for her, not for anyone!
Then they fight, and one of them gets sucked out a window.
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Jessica Alba looked a lot better in Idle hands and Dark Angel. Now her skin is bad, her neck has mutated. And her face seems to have flattened. She looked good in Sin city because it was in black and white, but Fantastic Four she was horrible looking. She is going to look attractive in that under water movie, but just because she is in a bikini and under water.
Why does my computer suck? Because it was made by Dell.
Half the world is starving, my life is a waste, and I have no dreams or future. And yet all I can think about is playing Halo 2.
When was the last time Harrison Ford was in a good movie? In the 80's and early 90's he had Awsome movies like Blade runner, Indiana Jones III, Star wars the empire strikes back, and Apocalypse now. But the only thing notable in the past ten years is Air force one, but only because it was a guy movie that had him killing terrorists with little depth.
And he has no exguse, Jack Nicholson is getting very old, but he still makes very good movies. Like Anger Management, even though the ending with the baseball field was lame. Of course it can't compare the the Shinning.
Johnny depp is getting old, but you can still throw him into a movie, and not matter how shitty it is he will make it worth watching.
I thought of a funny movie. It all takes place in hollywood, Roger Ebert is trying to destroy hollywood by only putting out shitty movies that he thinks are good. And its up to Johnny Depp to stop him. I dont have many details, but I have a funny scene of them having a light sabre battle on a beam above a huge canyon of hot pop corn.
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The news is tedious to watch. There is a liberal bias on CNN, and a conservative one on FOX. And all the other news shows really aren't even worth looking at they are so shitty. Sixty minutes was on last night and I had forgotten how tedious it was just to look at.
I dont like Metallica, but Master of Puppets is a great song.
Here is a Madtv Skit I made of her new movie Flightplan.
Jodie is looking around for her girl.
Jodie: Where are you?
Then Anthony Hopkins appears holding her girl.
Anthony: Hello Jodie Foster, still making the same facial expressions in all your movies? Well so am I!
Jodie: Let her go!
Anthony: Only if you stop making that damn face!
Jodie: No, this one expression is who I am. I'm not chaning it, not for you, not for her, not for anyone!
Then they fight, and one of them gets sucked out a window.
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Jessica Alba looked a lot better in Idle hands and Dark Angel. Now her skin is bad, her neck has mutated. And her face seems to have flattened. She looked good in Sin city because it was in black and white, but Fantastic Four she was horrible looking. She is going to look attractive in that under water movie, but just because she is in a bikini and under water.
Why does my computer suck? Because it was made by Dell.
Half the world is starving, my life is a waste, and I have no dreams or future. And yet all I can think about is playing Halo 2.
When was the last time Harrison Ford was in a good movie? In the 80's and early 90's he had Awsome movies like Blade runner, Indiana Jones III, Star wars the empire strikes back, and Apocalypse now. But the only thing notable in the past ten years is Air force one, but only because it was a guy movie that had him killing terrorists with little depth.
And he has no exguse, Jack Nicholson is getting very old, but he still makes very good movies. Like Anger Management, even though the ending with the baseball field was lame. Of course it can't compare the the Shinning.
Johnny depp is getting old, but you can still throw him into a movie, and not matter how shitty it is he will make it worth watching.
I thought of a funny movie. It all takes place in hollywood, Roger Ebert is trying to destroy hollywood by only putting out shitty movies that he thinks are good. And its up to Johnny Depp to stop him. I dont have many details, but I have a funny scene of them having a light sabre battle on a beam above a huge canyon of hot pop corn.
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The news is tedious to watch. There is a liberal bias on CNN, and a conservative one on FOX. And all the other news shows really aren't even worth looking at they are so shitty. Sixty minutes was on last night and I had forgotten how tedious it was just to look at.
I dont like Metallica, but Master of Puppets is a great song.