More Making fun of Lord of the Rings
It's impossible for me to think about this movie and not come up with more ways to make fun of it. Now I have another nice page to add to my screenplay. I hope I can see it come to life someday.
Anyway, here is something I just thought of.
It's the scene in the second movie where they are in the forest and they find Gandalf alive, and Gandalf tells them how he got there.
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*we see a flash back to when he was dragged down by the Bolrog*
Aragorn: Give me your hand, I'll pull you up.
Gandalf: I'd rather go into the pit with the fire monster.
*He dives down, Frodo yell's NOOOOOO, and now Gandalf fills in the rest.*
Gandalf: "I fell for hundreds of miles, landed on the molten fire demon, then fell through a lake in a cavern below the mountain. The next thing I knew, me and him were at the top of the mountain."
*Gandalf: How the devil did we get here?*
*The Bolrog Shrugs*
*We then see Gandalf carve a G into the Bolrogs chest like Zorro, and the bolrog then falls off the mountain and dies.*
Gandalf: "But as I was about to climb down, I had a heart attack."
*He grabes his chest and dies.*
Gandalf: "But now here I am, twice as strong and closer to Mordor than you three are. What took you so long anyay?"
Gimli: "Well we can't all die and be teleported hundreds of miles closer and twice as strong like you. God damn if the gods are going to interfear this much why dont they just drop the bloody ring in the mountain themselves and save us this damn walk?"
Gandalf: "They do work in mysterious ways, and they are bored. Mostly they are bored."
Anyway, here is something I just thought of.
It's the scene in the second movie where they are in the forest and they find Gandalf alive, and Gandalf tells them how he got there.
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*we see a flash back to when he was dragged down by the Bolrog*
Aragorn: Give me your hand, I'll pull you up.
Gandalf: I'd rather go into the pit with the fire monster.
*He dives down, Frodo yell's NOOOOOO, and now Gandalf fills in the rest.*
Gandalf: "I fell for hundreds of miles, landed on the molten fire demon, then fell through a lake in a cavern below the mountain. The next thing I knew, me and him were at the top of the mountain."
*Gandalf: How the devil did we get here?*
*The Bolrog Shrugs*
*We then see Gandalf carve a G into the Bolrogs chest like Zorro, and the bolrog then falls off the mountain and dies.*
Gandalf: "But as I was about to climb down, I had a heart attack."
*He grabes his chest and dies.*
Gandalf: "But now here I am, twice as strong and closer to Mordor than you three are. What took you so long anyay?"
Gimli: "Well we can't all die and be teleported hundreds of miles closer and twice as strong like you. God damn if the gods are going to interfear this much why dont they just drop the bloody ring in the mountain themselves and save us this damn walk?"
Gandalf: "They do work in mysterious ways, and they are bored. Mostly they are bored."