Jul 19, 2005 07:11
I've never met a hoe
Who didn't want to go down low on me
Sex! Oh I dont wanna go now
Hand crafted masturbation is the way for me
The image on the screen
Stands 50 feet tall
And it wants to consume us all
And it scares me
Whenever I watch my t.v.
Hey patches you fucking suck
Your mom was nice
But sex cannot suffice
When my dick can't thrust no more
There was a horse
That shouldn't have talked
With skin white as snow
An attitude worse than Madonna when she was a hoe
But when the fat man came from his glass
Death was his cab driver
Or maybe it was all just a dream
Of the man with the thunder bolt in his head
You don't wanna know
What I see
When I look inside my T.v.
Maybe I dont want want to be
So cable free
The image on the screen stands ten stories high
And no one can guess the reason why
But it scares me
Whenever I watch my t.v.
Moray eels fucking suck
They bit off my friends finger
Now he's called 4 finger joe
I ate the black tulips
Spit out all the seeds
That night I had to shit
Until my ass began to bleed
"Ten thousand babies died last week
But none could match the speed and power
Of a hurricane named after my grandpa."
The Image on my screen wont consume us all
But now it stands up to touch the sky
Its head wont come down
But It still scares me
When I watch my T.V.
Kevin Sorbo is so contrived
But I can't get his poster off my wall
fuck you slim I'm not fat
But my dick is huge
And I'll throw that weight around
Around, AROUND AROUND AROUND!