It's all bad english to me
German sounds like someone got drunk, got angry, and just started shouting cuss words as best he could. It's just bad english to me.
French is someone with a lisp who got stoned and tried to hit on a girl.
Russian is the same as German, only with lots of Vodka.
Chinese is a boy before puberty who tripped on acid and started writing the alphabet, but all he could manage were weird shapes and wrote them in the wrong direction. He then hit his head and made a bunch of curses that came out as pings from years of playing with bells as a child.
Japanise is Chinese, but with a girl on her period at the time.
It's all just bad english to me.
Spanish came from a very tan guy with a musdash who lived off of pot and went to live in the desert. When they found him he had been talking to himself for so long they thought he was crazy. So they sent him to mexico where he wondered around talking to himself, having sex with every girl he met so that he had many children... And the rest is history.
French is someone with a lisp who got stoned and tried to hit on a girl.
Russian is the same as German, only with lots of Vodka.
Chinese is a boy before puberty who tripped on acid and started writing the alphabet, but all he could manage were weird shapes and wrote them in the wrong direction. He then hit his head and made a bunch of curses that came out as pings from years of playing with bells as a child.
Japanise is Chinese, but with a girl on her period at the time.
It's all just bad english to me.
Spanish came from a very tan guy with a musdash who lived off of pot and went to live in the desert. When they found him he had been talking to himself for so long they thought he was crazy. So they sent him to mexico where he wondered around talking to himself, having sex with every girl he met so that he had many children... And the rest is history.