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Character: Arisugawa Juri
Series: Revolutionary Girl Utena
Character Age: 16
Canon: Revolutionary Girl Utena is, well, about a revolutionary girl called Utena who was saved by a prince when she was younger. Changed forever by that encounter, she starts dressing like a effeminate boy and gets stuck fighting a series of duels for Anthy Himemiya and a shiny castle with epic choral music in the background. Along the way, she meets her greatest opponents; The Ohtori School's Student Council.
Juri is the most apathetic member of the Student Council and the head of the Fencing Club. Popular, strong, beautiful and nearly unbeatable in fencing, Juri is both admired and feared throughout the campus (by teachers as well). She can be very blunt and vicious when she chooses to and she refuses to get close to anyone, preferring to be by herself. Juri is also incredibly cynical of fanciful ideas like "miracles". Under her armour though, Juri is incredibly vulnerable, not wanting to people to discover and exploit her weaknesses.
Sample Post:
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Your grip is all wrong. Hold the foil closer to your body and don't loosen your hold even for a moment, otherwise you're wide open. I don't care if your shoulder dislocates, if you're going to do this, do it right. Try not to ooze guts onto the sword handle. That's better. Also, don't place it so low. This is a fencing lesson, not a way to show off your latest phallic symbol to the world. That's right, keep the foil closer to your body and this time, try not to stab yourself. The same applies to the rest of you.
Now, I trust you know the rules by now. No kicking, no punches and definitely no groping. For a good finishing move, I would use a frontal thrust. Thrusts are always an excellent way of finishing your opponent off. Remember, this is high-school fencing I'm teaching you, not the old recreational role-play fencing you used to know. You do understand what I mean by role-play, right? Now why are you all blushing?
Honestly, I expected more from the zombie fencing team of Camp Fuck You Die. Obviously my expectations for you were too high. After all, it says that you've been training against the tentacle monster. She has fifteen arms and you can't even hold your sword steady! I know thirteen-year-olds that can fight better than you. Futhermore, spewing out catchphrases like "Let my lance pierce your moist cocoon" or "I shall stab ye in the wee" are not going to help you win a duel. And both phrases are atrocious. Under no circumstances will I allow you to call your opponents your "sheath".
Oh, a break? "Time to kick ass and drink cups of tea?" I see. It seems we're all out of tea. Why don't you go fetch some while I wait here and "kick ass" on my chair.
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Series: Revolutionary Girl Utena
Character Age: 16
Canon: Revolutionary Girl Utena is, well, about a revolutionary girl called Utena who was saved by a prince when she was younger. Changed forever by that encounter, she starts dressing like a effeminate boy and gets stuck fighting a series of duels for Anthy Himemiya and a shiny castle with epic choral music in the background. Along the way, she meets her greatest opponents; The Ohtori School's Student Council.
Juri is the most apathetic member of the Student Council and the head of the Fencing Club. Popular, strong, beautiful and nearly unbeatable in fencing, Juri is both admired and feared throughout the campus (by teachers as well). She can be very blunt and vicious when she chooses to and she refuses to get close to anyone, preferring to be by herself. Juri is also incredibly cynical of fanciful ideas like "miracles". Under her armour though, Juri is incredibly vulnerable, not wanting to people to discover and exploit her weaknesses.
Sample Post:
Next!
Your grip is all wrong. Hold the foil closer to your body and don't loosen your hold even for a moment, otherwise you're wide open. I don't care if your shoulder dislocates, if you're going to do this, do it right. Try not to ooze guts onto the sword handle. That's better. Also, don't place it so low. This is a fencing lesson, not a way to show off your latest phallic symbol to the world. That's right, keep the foil closer to your body and this time, try not to stab yourself. The same applies to the rest of you.
Now, I trust you know the rules by now. No kicking, no punches and definitely no groping. For a good finishing move, I would use a frontal thrust. Thrusts are always an excellent way of finishing your opponent off. Remember, this is high-school fencing I'm teaching you, not the old recreational role-play fencing you used to know. You do understand what I mean by role-play, right? Now why are you all blushing?
Honestly, I expected more from the zombie fencing team of Camp Fuck You Die. Obviously my expectations for you were too high. After all, it says that you've been training against the tentacle monster. She has fifteen arms and you can't even hold your sword steady! I know thirteen-year-olds that can fight better than you. Futhermore, spewing out catchphrases like "Let my lance pierce your moist cocoon" or "I shall stab ye in the wee" are not going to help you win a duel. And both phrases are atrocious. Under no circumstances will I allow you to call your opponents your "sheath".
Oh, a break? "Time to kick ass and drink cups of tea?" I see. It seems we're all out of tea. Why don't you go fetch some while I wait here and "kick ass" on my chair.
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