le sigh

[treyvana]

Apparently, today is not my day.

Burnt the toast...twice.
Burnt the bacon, horribly.
Onion was potent and I could barely see, and my nose wouldn't stop running.
Cut myself whilst cutting the onion.
burnt myself dealing with bacon.
Burnt the butter while sauteeing the onions.

*sigh*
I give up. Screw breakfast, a RedBull is just fine.