Retarded
Well, I've made an ass of myself. I think. I'm actually pretty sure, but there's always that possibility I like to leave the door open for.
Kashia was texting me about how cold it was at her place. After about the 4th one, I began thinking of certain body parts that tense up or protrude when exposed to cool temperatures.
So now, I'm stuck between txting "Careful what you where out anytime soon." and... something else. I don't remember. Then a friend on my other phone says "Hey, send this... "You know what'd keep you warm? Other than a flock of goats? Me. I don't smell nearly as bad, either."
I'd had a few drinks anyway, and being stupid, sent that in.
I got "Funny" back.
I have a hard time knowing when to quit... I sent "Not as funny as snuggling up to a goat." No reply.
a few minutes later I send, "Well, I think I'm going to head to bed before I get into any trouble. Good night."
However, I cannot sleep. I begin to only be able to think about why I've yet to recieve another txt from her. Did I piss her off or what? So I send this a lil while later, "So what are the BMX events like?" No reply.
Well now, I'm reading http://www.tuckermax.com and going through the "Beginners Guide to Getting Game" and, anyway, it's main thing is having confidence and showing an indifferent attitude. So about 30 minutes after I had send that last txt, I sent one more.
"Hey, the goat thing was a joke. If you still want to talk, cool, if not, oh well."
My friend then said, "I wouldn't've seen that last one. Makes you look like a pussy. Besides, she probably just went to sleep or something."
Anyway, I'm making it a point to keep away from my phone right now. I'll wait a few days, then throw her a call... hell, if the joke bothered her, I might wait 5 or 6 days, I dunno. I must confer with my equally ignorant peers to find a solution.
Kashia was texting me about how cold it was at her place. After about the 4th one, I began thinking of certain body parts that tense up or protrude when exposed to cool temperatures.
So now, I'm stuck between txting "Careful what you where out anytime soon." and... something else. I don't remember. Then a friend on my other phone says "Hey, send this... "You know what'd keep you warm? Other than a flock of goats? Me. I don't smell nearly as bad, either."
I'd had a few drinks anyway, and being stupid, sent that in.
I got "Funny" back.
I have a hard time knowing when to quit... I sent "Not as funny as snuggling up to a goat." No reply.
a few minutes later I send, "Well, I think I'm going to head to bed before I get into any trouble. Good night."
However, I cannot sleep. I begin to only be able to think about why I've yet to recieve another txt from her. Did I piss her off or what? So I send this a lil while later, "So what are the BMX events like?" No reply.
Well now, I'm reading http://www.tuckermax.com and going through the "Beginners Guide to Getting Game" and, anyway, it's main thing is having confidence and showing an indifferent attitude. So about 30 minutes after I had send that last txt, I sent one more.
"Hey, the goat thing was a joke. If you still want to talk, cool, if not, oh well."
My friend then said, "I wouldn't've seen that last one. Makes you look like a pussy. Besides, she probably just went to sleep or something."
Anyway, I'm making it a point to keep away from my phone right now. I'll wait a few days, then throw her a call... hell, if the joke bothered her, I might wait 5 or 6 days, I dunno. I must confer with my equally ignorant peers to find a solution.