More on this later...

[treyhawk]

..but I needed to record this somewhere for posterity.



My best guess for the 25-man major league roster of the Boston Red SoxBailouts...

C Russell Martin (got in trade from Dodgers for Mike Lowell)
1B Mark Teixiera (signed to 8-year, $175 million deal)
2B Dustin Pedroia
SS Jed Lowrie
3B Kevin Youkilis
LF Jason Bay
CF Alex Rios (got in trade from Blue Jays for Ellsbury, Lester, and Masterson)
RF Casey Blake (signed to 4-year, $72 million deal)
DH J.D. Drew

SS Julio Lugo
OF Coco Crisp
C Kevin Cash
OF Reggie Willits (got in trade from Angels for Big Papi)
1B Jeff Bailey

SP C.C. Sabathia (signed to 8-year, $210 million deal)
SP Daisuke Matzusaka
SP Josh Beckett
SP Derek Lowe (signed to 3-year, $60 million deal)
SP Clay Buchholz

RP Jonathan Papelbon
RP Scot Shields (got in trade from Angels fro Big Papi)
RP Justin Speier (got in trade from Angels for Big Papi)
RP Takashi Saito (got in trade from Dodgers for Mike Lowell)
RP Hideki Okajima
RP Junichi Tazawa

Damn.