What is your favorite Magic Card and why.
Any card with a doubling mechanic, because you can then double the doubles, which is super fantastic :D
What brings you inner joy that few people know about?
Jigsaw puzzles. But as soon as I answered this question, my answer became a lie, d'oh. (Also, paradoxes)
Who is Alphonz?
Aphonse is a mighty gnomish bard'barian who adventured through the land of poor pronunciation and general unpleasantness. He retired from adventuring to open an inn with his lovely wife. I hear he lives on in parallel universes, assisting people in the way only NPCs can. (He was a D&D character of mine at Western).
Who would win in a fight, an Axis Grenadier Squad or a UED Marine?
Well, let's count the marine as an armored unit for argument's sake. I'll give the grenadiers a panzershreck to give them a fighting chance. The UED marine's max range is 5, which is short range for the panzershreck, giving it a 100% hit chance. The 'shreck does 60 damage (120, halved due to damage type), which is more than enough to take out the marine (40 hp) in one shot. Grenadiers win, unless you don't let them have the 'shreck, in which case they will die horribly while all of their shots bounce off.
Scenario, You are a young knight on your way home. You crest a hill and see Trogdor burninating your village! And to make matters worse, fair Jenni lives in this village! What tactics/strategies will you employ to save the village and fair Jenni?
The village is doomed, one cannot stop the burnination, only avoid it. Jenni is too good for a mere village anyway. I would need a way to sneak Jenni away without incurring Trogdor's wrath. To infiltrate the village I would have to blend in, disguising myself as a burning peasant. I would, of course, also need a spare for Jenni to make our getaway. In the chaos of the burning village Jenni and I would run for the hills where we could ditch our flaming robes and strike off for our new life together.
Bonus question: How much damage does a Goliath do to a mutalisk per hit? The Goliath does 20 explosive damage to air targets. The Mutalisk, being a small target, takes half damage from explosive (this is also why the marine took 60 damage from the panzershreck in that other question). Therefor the Mutalisk will take 10 damage per shot from a Goliath.