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If I didn't know better....I would think.
But I do...so I wont.
In this world there is no certainty.
Plans are made to be changed and rules to be broken.
There is not one person who has played this game and won using the correct set of rules.
A long time ago there was apparently ONE dude did a few things the right way...but what happened to him when he tried to show others how they too could LEARN to play the game AND win? He used the some words like "go forth and love-th each other" and never ONCE, to my knowledge, did he utter "go FIRST annoy the fucketh out of each other and puncheth each other in the noseth"!
Nevermind...it didnt work anyway.
The Romans beat him up, strung him up and then stuck his body in a cave.
He did manage to pop his head out from the cave for a second just in case these idiots had the time to THINK and had come to the conclusion that they may have just been a little HASTY seeing there was a rumour he could have been their MESSIAH AND COULD HAVE SAVED THEIR STUPID ARSES FROM A LIFE OF TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES!!! Perhaps he thought that MAYBE what they did was the teeniest bit STUPID and maybe he could still show them if they wanted him to... but NO...(just in case you were wondering how things got so fucked up in your life...these people are YOUR ancestors!)
anyway thats a whole nuther scene and too many before me tried to figure that one out and are still no wiser.
We...and I speak for myself included...are a stupid race of people. We have proven it time and time again.
The bright spark that created us in all our glory must be watching in stunned amazement and wondering how his brilliant creation could get itself in such a fucked up mess in just a few short millenium!
Why is it that we get restless when we should just...be content to ...well..be? We pace around to and fro back and forth..hmm...what to do?, what to do?...I KNOW! I will go to where there is a whole lot of people who will make me feel MUCH better about myself! I will go to...ta daaaaa... The Shopping Centre!!! I will drive through traffic consisting of hundreds of others just like me (but not as smart) who feel the same way as I do. Some know more than I do and others not as much...I guess it pretty well evens out in the long run.
After driving for what seems to have been far longer than last timne I came here...and abusing a few (what I consider to be) bad drivers...I eventually park my car. I stride into the shopping centre shoulders back stomach in..I am a man on a mission! Now...*thinks*... what do I need? CD? nuh new shirt? nah new PS2 game? nowaay...already need treatment for PS2 addiction. Decide to just take a look around. *still thinking* Why the hell do women bring prams to these places?.... Who told that chick she looked hot with that fuckin roll of fat draped over her hipsters?... Fuck! dont these idiots have homes to go to? SHIT ITS HOT IN HERE?... Stop bumping into me! ..grrrr...Get out of my way!..WAIT! I see what I want...ICE CREAM!!!! yyeaaah...WHAT???OUT of chocolate chip cookie dough???? GREAT! Just my luck! That'd be right! This place is shit I'm outta here! Now...where'd I park? Oh yeah I member...*staggers back to car wiping dripping remains of bubblegum ice cream off shirt front with serviette thingy that seems just that bit too small* Man...even the fuckn ice cream shop is cutting costs! Right...Home...What the fuck are all of these people doing on the road tonight???SHIT wheres the fucking FIRE? HEY MATE...did ya win that licence in a Biggest Dumbfucks competition at the annual Dumbfuck Convention????. THANK YOU GOD I AM SOOO GOOD AT EVERYTHING I DO AND SUCH A FUCKIN GOOD DRIVER TO BOOT! Jeezus I hate shopping centres!
As I said...if I didn't know better...I would think.
So I wont. Enuff said
But I do...so I wont.
In this world there is no certainty.
Plans are made to be changed and rules to be broken.
There is not one person who has played this game and won using the correct set of rules.
A long time ago there was apparently ONE dude did a few things the right way...but what happened to him when he tried to show others how they too could LEARN to play the game AND win? He used the some words like "go forth and love-th each other" and never ONCE, to my knowledge, did he utter "go FIRST annoy the fucketh out of each other and puncheth each other in the noseth"!
Nevermind...it didnt work anyway.
The Romans beat him up, strung him up and then stuck his body in a cave.
He did manage to pop his head out from the cave for a second just in case these idiots had the time to THINK and had come to the conclusion that they may have just been a little HASTY seeing there was a rumour he could have been their MESSIAH AND COULD HAVE SAVED THEIR STUPID ARSES FROM A LIFE OF TRYING TO FIGURE IT OUT FOR THEMSELVES!!! Perhaps he thought that MAYBE what they did was the teeniest bit STUPID and maybe he could still show them if they wanted him to... but NO...(just in case you were wondering how things got so fucked up in your life...these people are YOUR ancestors!)
anyway thats a whole nuther scene and too many before me tried to figure that one out and are still no wiser.
We...and I speak for myself included...are a stupid race of people. We have proven it time and time again.
The bright spark that created us in all our glory must be watching in stunned amazement and wondering how his brilliant creation could get itself in such a fucked up mess in just a few short millenium!
Why is it that we get restless when we should just...be content to ...well..be? We pace around to and fro back and forth..hmm...what to do?, what to do?...I KNOW! I will go to where there is a whole lot of people who will make me feel MUCH better about myself! I will go to...ta daaaaa... The Shopping Centre!!! I will drive through traffic consisting of hundreds of others just like me (but not as smart) who feel the same way as I do. Some know more than I do and others not as much...I guess it pretty well evens out in the long run.
After driving for what seems to have been far longer than last timne I came here...and abusing a few (what I consider to be) bad drivers...I eventually park my car. I stride into the shopping centre shoulders back stomach in..I am a man on a mission! Now...*thinks*... what do I need? CD? nuh new shirt? nah new PS2 game? nowaay...already need treatment for PS2 addiction. Decide to just take a look around. *still thinking* Why the hell do women bring prams to these places?.... Who told that chick she looked hot with that fuckin roll of fat draped over her hipsters?... Fuck! dont these idiots have homes to go to? SHIT ITS HOT IN HERE?... Stop bumping into me! ..grrrr...Get out of my way!..WAIT! I see what I want...ICE CREAM!!!! yyeaaah...WHAT???OUT of chocolate chip cookie dough???? GREAT! Just my luck! That'd be right! This place is shit I'm outta here! Now...where'd I park? Oh yeah I member...*staggers back to car wiping dripping remains of bubblegum ice cream off shirt front with serviette thingy that seems just that bit too small* Man...even the fuckn ice cream shop is cutting costs! Right...Home...What the fuck are all of these people doing on the road tonight???SHIT wheres the fucking FIRE? HEY MATE...did ya win that licence in a Biggest Dumbfucks competition at the annual Dumbfuck Convention????. THANK YOU GOD I AM SOOO GOOD AT EVERYTHING I DO AND SUCH A FUCKIN GOOD DRIVER TO BOOT! Jeezus I hate shopping centres!
As I said...if I didn't know better...I would think.
So I wont. Enuff said