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Dear Starbucks,
Your music is awful. It reminds me of dying puppies and kittens. If everyone of the artists you choose to play in your over priced "coffee shops" was wiped off the face of the planet, I would feel no remorse. In fact, I believe I would throw a party to celebrate the great good that was just done for society. I hate you. You suck.
Love Always,
Trevor
Your music is awful. It reminds me of dying puppies and kittens. If everyone of the artists you choose to play in your over priced "coffee shops" was wiped off the face of the planet, I would feel no remorse. In fact, I believe I would throw a party to celebrate the great good that was just done for society. I hate you. You suck.
Love Always,
Trevor