(no subject)
Dear Mr. Fandango,
Thank you for your interest in ________. Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a position at this time. That having been said...
Frank Brettonwood of our promotions department is a 3-pack a day smoker. As such, we anticipate that his long-awaited cardiac arrest is forthcoming, his demise imminent. Naturally, and considering your chosen field, we will contact you the moment we are notified and thereby availed of this most regrettable event, that of his tragic and most untimely passing (the poor fellow).
Most sincerely,
_________
Thank you for your interest in ________. Unfortunately, we are unable to offer you a position at this time. That having been said...
Frank Brettonwood of our promotions department is a 3-pack a day smoker. As such, we anticipate that his long-awaited cardiac arrest is forthcoming, his demise imminent. Naturally, and considering your chosen field, we will contact you the moment we are notified and thereby availed of this most regrettable event, that of his tragic and most untimely passing (the poor fellow).
Most sincerely,
_________