Why me? Always me.
You know, I'm all about social structure, appropriateness. Certain circumstances call for different levels of decorum. Well, it's become apparent that the cosmos is testing my will power after the bizarre situations that have been thrown my way this week. First Tubby-Wubbly is cyberstalking me, but I'm able to put that to an end neatly. Well today it things just got too weird, and I'm not even referring to Tubbly-Wubbly. No, today I have another homeless person ask me out. And by ask me out I mean he yelled after me from half a block away and I dared to dream that maybe I just dropped something and he was being a good Samaritan. Ha, right. No instead he begins our first actual conversation which goes as follows:
Creep-"I've been watching you"
Me- Oh ok, where's my mace? "I beg your pardon?"
Creep-"Can I ask you a question?"
Me- "..........................."
Creep- "Are you single?"
Me- "............................"
Creep- "Can I call you some time?"
Me- "No"
Wasn't particularly tactful,but really. What guidebook is out there for dealing with that- I want it.