Robbed from Quinn!
1. Have you ever punched someone in the face?
Nope. Baseball bats are much more effective than fists.
2. How old are you?
18 years...blah blah blah
3. Are you single or taken?
Single, double, triple, or a homerun. I'm ready for any.
4. Do you eat with your hands or utensils?
Neither. I shove my face into the plate/bowl and have my way with it.
5. Do you have any recurring dreams at night?
Nope.
6. Have you ever seen a corpse?
Yep. None by my doing...yet.
7. Have you ever wished someone dead?
Nah, if I hate someone that much I wish that they have to suffer through life like the rest of us.
8. Do you like George W Bush?
Don't know for sure, never met the guy.
HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...
9. What's your philosophy on life and death?
Live life to fullest and when you die, take some out with you.
10. If you could do anything with me, and have no one else know about it/know we were the perpetrators, what would it be?
I'm gonna use Quinn for these types of questions, since I stole this form her. I would find some string and we would play Cat's Cradle 'til the sun came up.
11. Do you trust the police?
Sure. As long as they trust me.
12. Do you like country music?
No.
13. What is your fondest memory of me?
I'll never forget the night your vagina imploded.
14. If you could change anything about yourself, would you and what would it be?
I'm fine how I am. If I wanted to change something, I'd have done it by now.
15. Would you date me?
wwwweeeeeiiiiirrrrddddd...but ok
16. What do you wear to sleep?
your mom.
17. Have you ever peed in a pool?
Something about swimming in my own urine doesn't seem right.
18. Would you hide evidence for me if I asked you to?
Sure.
19. If you only had one day to live, what would you do?
Make sure a lot of other people only had one day to live too.
20. What is your favourite thing about me?
You don't give a fuck.
21. Do you think I'm attractive?
sure
22. What's your favourite colour?
Red is the best.
23. If you could bring back anyone that has died, who would it be?
Mitch Hedberg, and then he can tell jokes about living as a zombie.
24. What is one interesting/odd fact about you that I might not know?
I have a big..................................foot. And another one to go with it.