And on yet another note, I need to get laid. I really fucking need to get laid. The last few opportunities I had all kinda fell apart for one reason or another, and now I just fucking need it.
Hey, you were the one who stopped groping my ass... I didn't pull away.
It's alright darlin. He just forgets that after a few beers he tends to say "yes" to whomever I whore his ass out to. I'll be sure to slip in a few really skanky men. Hell, I can think of one lesbian who'd have a go...
Yes dear, I'm sure I did. It's the smell of adulthood. (pat pat)
I really am going to get a t-shirt (the appropriate two sizes too small and five inches too short, to match the rest of your tees) that says "Nipples Directly Attached"... cuz I'm not QUITE sure that the men in this town understand this about you.
Hey, you were the one who stopped groping my ass... I didn't pull away.
(run)
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LOL! Kidding! I'm kidding!!!
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Of course, now I'm thinking I need to relax that behaviour a little. Even for just one night.
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I really am going to get a t-shirt (the appropriate two sizes too small and five inches too short, to match the rest of your tees) that says "Nipples Directly Attached"... cuz I'm not QUITE sure that the men in this town understand this about you.
:P (pbbbbbbbbt)
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