OK, I'm crazy
So Jenn had this thing in her Lj about posting what you think about her in it... SO being the crazy mother-fucker I am... I came up with a little list... It was too funny to leave in the comment-abyss... I'm bringing it up to the front row... OW OW... so here it is in all its glory...
"I have a few things to say here, and I hope they don't offend...
1. I told you not to email me, post in my Lj, call me or show up at my parents house... AT LEAST THE JUDGE TOLD YOU NOT TO... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I DON'T LOVE YOU ,CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE REJECTION LIKE A MAN.
2. I WANT MY PANTIES BACK YOU FUCKING KLEPTO... taking my favorite pink ones was not ok , I repeat, NOT OK... in fact it was downright weird... what weirder HOW DID YOU GET THEM!!! I swear I never let you in my house, let alone my bedroom.
3. I want that fifty bucks you owe me, and your baby's mama wants her child support, she can only load the stroller onto the bus so many before she loses a finger (do you have any idea how many diapers she carries). You dead beat piece of shit, how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning. Jesus Christ, and you call yourself a god-fearing Jew... I think you need to revisit the Merriam-Webster dictionary on that one.
4. Oh and those J.Lo jeans... Who do you think you are, Ben Affleck's dose of anti-puerto-rican-biotics... You're like matzo ball soup, jewish pennicillin. And in green...BITCH you don't even celebrate christmas or kwanzaa for that matter...I mean Channukah colors are BLUE AND SILVER FYI!
5.OOOOOKKKK I'M GOING TO SAY THIS FOR THAT LAST TIME... I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK....FUCKING CRAZY-ASS KLEPTOMANIAC...I can't believe you took the matching pink bra to those panties... IT WAS FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET... 1 word fool: EXPENSIVE. And from their pink collection... Ho what'cho think you were gonna wear them... You're tits aren't big enough, I'm all over you in the mammary department. What's next you fuckin' sick fuck... you going to steal my used thongs too... HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING MY PANTIES... that's it I'm firing my migrant worker maid Conseula... I've had enough... not only can she not make a cocktail, bitch can't keep my laundry safe from the likes of your pillaging and pillfering ass!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
6. And this is for all y'all out there who may ever consider dating Jenn Yessin. Don't. She'll berate you until your self-esteem is non-existant and then she'll tie you to a tree and have her dog urinate on you. Then she'll do mean things to your butt, or have you do mean things to hers( I still have thouse cigarette burns you know, BTW!!!) All the while, she'll broadcast this all on the internet so she can make quick buck from all those sado-maschistic bastards out there. Then just when you think you've fallen in love, she'll turn on you throw your commitment in your face, and laugh... heartily like Dracula, and say please, bitch get in the coffin.. unless of course, you do the Wayne's World thing... you know the I'M NOT WORTHY bullshit... that saved me from a night or two in her basement tied to the washing machine...
7. My therapy bill is in the mail. I hope you got insurance... or a damned good lawyer...since you screwed me up so well...
P.S disclaimer... I love Jenn, she knows how we do... <3 Murph "
So there, now we know what Murphy does when she's out of school and has too much time on her hands... oh no...
"I have a few things to say here, and I hope they don't offend...
1. I told you not to email me, post in my Lj, call me or show up at my parents house... AT LEAST THE JUDGE TOLD YOU NOT TO... FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!! I DON'T LOVE YOU ,CAN'T YOU JUST TAKE REJECTION LIKE A MAN.
2. I WANT MY PANTIES BACK YOU FUCKING KLEPTO... taking my favorite pink ones was not ok , I repeat, NOT OK... in fact it was downright weird... what weirder HOW DID YOU GET THEM!!! I swear I never let you in my house, let alone my bedroom.
3. I want that fifty bucks you owe me, and your baby's mama wants her child support, she can only load the stroller onto the bus so many before she loses a finger (do you have any idea how many diapers she carries). You dead beat piece of shit, how do you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning. Jesus Christ, and you call yourself a god-fearing Jew... I think you need to revisit the Merriam-Webster dictionary on that one.
4. Oh and those J.Lo jeans... Who do you think you are, Ben Affleck's dose of anti-puerto-rican-biotics... You're like matzo ball soup, jewish pennicillin. And in green...BITCH you don't even celebrate christmas or kwanzaa for that matter...I mean Channukah colors are BLUE AND SILVER FYI!
5.OOOOOKKKK I'M GOING TO SAY THIS FOR THAT LAST TIME... I WANT MY UNDERWEAR BACK....FUCKING CRAZY-ASS KLEPTOMANIAC...I can't believe you took the matching pink bra to those panties... IT WAS FROM VICTORIA'S SECRET... 1 word fool: EXPENSIVE. And from their pink collection... Ho what'cho think you were gonna wear them... You're tits aren't big enough, I'm all over you in the mammary department. What's next you fuckin' sick fuck... you going to steal my used thongs too... HOW DO YOU KEEP GETTING MY PANTIES... that's it I'm firing my migrant worker maid Conseula... I've had enough... not only can she not make a cocktail, bitch can't keep my laundry safe from the likes of your pillaging and pillfering ass!!! WHAT THE FUCK!
6. And this is for all y'all out there who may ever consider dating Jenn Yessin. Don't. She'll berate you until your self-esteem is non-existant and then she'll tie you to a tree and have her dog urinate on you. Then she'll do mean things to your butt, or have you do mean things to hers( I still have thouse cigarette burns you know, BTW!!!) All the while, she'll broadcast this all on the internet so she can make quick buck from all those sado-maschistic bastards out there. Then just when you think you've fallen in love, she'll turn on you throw your commitment in your face, and laugh... heartily like Dracula, and say please, bitch get in the coffin.. unless of course, you do the Wayne's World thing... you know the I'M NOT WORTHY bullshit... that saved me from a night or two in her basement tied to the washing machine...
7. My therapy bill is in the mail. I hope you got insurance... or a damned good lawyer...since you screwed me up so well...
P.S disclaimer... I love Jenn, she knows how we do... <3 Murph "
So there, now we know what Murphy does when she's out of school and has too much time on her hands... oh no...