Bring on THE HARDEST DAYS
day 9 folks. day 9. An entire food table full of desserts. Two separate bowls of M&Ms. Those cute soft store-bought chocochip cookies that are bitesized, so popping 15 of them feels like only eating 3 (though it's more like 11.2) Man do I love M&Ms. Oh, and I forgot to mention boxes of chocolates! The chocolate butter creams were gone, so I was probably safe anyway. Fuck the ones with fruit in them, they're gross. Today was not about me, so it was a lot easier.
Truthfully, since day 5, I've been pretty set. Apparently day 5 is my "I already made it through 5 days of this shit, I'm not giving up now!" day. And now I'm on day 9 and I'll just keep saying 'no no no' to all things delicious and not whole30. And maybe that will last forever. Or maybe for just 45 days or 60.
Before I step into what are supposed to be The Hardest Days (10-11), I'd like to congratulate myself on making it through all of the previous phases. The Hangover phase (I never had,) Kill all the Things phase (I never had,) the sleepytime phase (I never had,) and the tight pants phase (I never had.) Maybe there was a little KATT on days 6 and 7. But I'm also getting my period tomorrow, and I'm sure that's what that was about.
Two more days and tiger blood is MINE, MINE I TELL YOU.
Truthfully, since day 5, I've been pretty set. Apparently day 5 is my "I already made it through 5 days of this shit, I'm not giving up now!" day. And now I'm on day 9 and I'll just keep saying 'no no no' to all things delicious and not whole30. And maybe that will last forever. Or maybe for just 45 days or 60.
Before I step into what are supposed to be The Hardest Days (10-11), I'd like to congratulate myself on making it through all of the previous phases. The Hangover phase (I never had,) Kill all the Things phase (I never had,) the sleepytime phase (I never had,) and the tight pants phase (I never had.) Maybe there was a little KATT on days 6 and 7. But I'm also getting my period tomorrow, and I'm sure that's what that was about.
Two more days and tiger blood is MINE, MINE I TELL YOU.