i come before you today to solve a riddle that has plagued mankind for centuries...
q: what has four legs and ticks?
a: a walking clock!
alternate a: spoon!
poor spooner has ten million ticks... she has been very good about letting me put goo on them and pull them off, but i still feel awful having to wrestle her around and keep her in her kennel so there aren't tick corpses all over the house. i hope they will be all gone by today!
she met a frog last night and didn't know what to do with it.
ps i am feeling really stressed and shitty :((((((
haha, fuck that... i just found out that the new phone extension for my office is 1488 and i'm laughing too hard to be in a bad mood!
a: a walking clock!
alternate a: spoon!
poor spooner has ten million ticks... she has been very good about letting me put goo on them and pull them off, but i still feel awful having to wrestle her around and keep her in her kennel so there aren't tick corpses all over the house. i hope they will be all gone by today!
she met a frog last night and didn't know what to do with it.
ps i am feeling really stressed and shitty :((((((
haha, fuck that... i just found out that the new phone extension for my office is 1488 and i'm laughing too hard to be in a bad mood!