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miss_lilley in trennels

Pointless time-wasting

Aug 22, 2007 10:30

Bored of searching Facebook for long-lost primary school buddies, I started typing the names of AF characters into the search box instead, feeling that if the Marlows were into social networking Facebook would probably be their site of choice. The results were as follows ( Read more... )

future lives

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ankaret August 22 2007, 10:53:49 UTC

What an excellent idea. Were any of the Patrick Merricks yellow-eyed, and had any of them become a monk?

Not that monks using Facebook is something I can easily get my head around, but I bet they do.

liadnan September 6 2007, 06:22:24 UTC

You win your bet. Not only do I know an Anglican monk on facebook, but "OSB" brings up three people using it as a suffix, SJ at least one, and a quick search on possible names for networks brings up, among others "Benedictine Fathers, Vatican City". Actually there are several people claiming to be in Vatican City, though I suspect the majority are not serious.

kit120 August 22 2007, 11:03:29 UTC

There's only one Giles Marlow, only one Giles Marlow....

glittermouse August 22 2007, 13:33:55 UTC

I thought that too :D

I suspect it is because you should be looking for:

Karen Dodd (or possibly Marlow-Dodd)
Rowan is too mature to use such things and her farm doesnt have the interwebnetz.
Sister Mary Ann also has no internets.
Ginty is only available via her website RosinaMerrick.com
and Lawrie is Sophia Lawrence. ;)

smellingbottle August 22 2007, 11:26:09 UTC

The absence of the others is because Karen is using Edwin's dreary surname, whatever it was, Rowan is now Rowan Merrick, having married Ronnie in a moment if boredom, Ann has given herself to God in some form and isn't Facebooking, Ginty has married an Honourable she met hunting and is now Virginia Whittingstall-Cumberbatch, and Lawrie is now called Lindsay Lohan.

miss_lilley August 22 2007, 12:29:57 UTC

There are 18 Karen Dodds. Sadly no Rowan Merricks.

smellingbottle August 22 2007, 12:36:08 UTC

There are 18 Karen Dodds.

Edwin cloned her!

Sadly no Rowan Merricks.

Hunting accident? Came off worst in an altercation with a combine harvester?

miss_lilley August 22 2007, 12:41:26 UTC

Actually I can just see Rowan as a Facebook refusenik. "Why on earth would I want to get back in touch with ghastly types like Val Longstreet?" while Lawrie looks scandalised at somebody not wanting in on the innovation of the decade.

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white_hart August 22 2007, 13:30:32 UTC

Hee! I thought that maybe I could settle the debate about Lois from the other day, but no Lois Sangers. There are 27 Miranda Wests, though.

robincarmody August 22 2007, 19:31:05 UTC

This post makes me feel melancholic as hell (though I don't think I could ever explain why).