WORST. CONVERSATION. EVER.
Overheard at Colony last night, in a conversation between two nine year old girls:
*Rhianna's song "Unfaithful" comes on the radio*
Jackie: ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY! This is "Unfaithful!" It's my favorite song!!!
Ashley: Jackie, I thought your favorite song was "My Humps!"
Good job girls, I'm glad at the age of nine you favor music that both promotes adultery and objectifies women. Maybe in a couple years you can be like "Regina George," Colony Swim Club's own Mean Girls-esque posse leader. Best of luck to you.
*Rhianna's song "Unfaithful" comes on the radio*
Jackie: ASHLEY ASHLEY ASHLEY! This is "Unfaithful!" It's my favorite song!!!
Ashley: Jackie, I thought your favorite song was "My Humps!"
Good job girls, I'm glad at the age of nine you favor music that both promotes adultery and objectifies women. Maybe in a couple years you can be like "Regina George," Colony Swim Club's own Mean Girls-esque posse leader. Best of luck to you.