my mom has learned her latest communication methods from gary
So I call home today just to tell them that I will be coming, and my mom is like "I was wondering, do you have plans for your birthday weekend?" And I was like umm no that's over a month away, I haven't considered it yet. Then she says [cryptically, this is the gk part], "Oh, well I would keep it open if I were you. There's a possibility you might get whisked away somewhere." So obviously I'm SUPER curious but she would not tell me anything else!!! I'm pretty much dying now.