Yes, yes, I know, so many questions to answer in my journal...for now, I bring my own questionnaire to the table, as that seems to be all the rage
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ooh! ooh! i wanna do it!dark_pageJune 26 2004, 05:08:11 UTC
1. Would you leave your body to science? no... let the bastards rob my grave if they want it 2. What's your personal utopia? a land of neverending, always cold seven eleven slurpees in ever flavor.... and sun chips... 3. What becomes of the broken hearted? they slowly tick away until one day they get all 'splodey with the guts and the gore all over the place 4. Have you ever hid in bushes? Why? um... to spy on the neighbor? 5. Do you believe in the afterlife? i think it's probably just the dmv.... oh thats hell... 6. How do you want to die? i don't know but there was this one guy who wanted to be squashed by an elephant at the point of climax while he was having sex with two young beautiful virgins.... 7. Do you know the way to San Jose? um... that way? no! no! that way! 8. What's your favorite scary movie? barney and friends sing-a-long 9. What's your favorite example of science fiction turned science fact? the plastic hover-car 10. If your life could be someone fictional's, whose would it be? little johnny snowstorm 11. What would you say to the President if you were introduced? hello i think you're an asshole. 12. Would you like to live beneath the sea? under the sea.... under the ocean... 13. Have you any shame? i have no shame.... 14. Whose language do you speak? that guy! over there! 15. Were you a bully at school? no... the only thing i bullied was the burritos at lunch 16. Do you ever think you might be going mad? well see i found this bus ticket from years ago that says destination: looney 17. Are friends electric? do stormtroopers wear drag? 18. Do you ever disgust yourself? sometimes... like when i'm takin a bath and i fart...and theres stinky bubbbles.. 19. Which of the 10 Commandments would you never break? um.... having sex with your livestock? aw shit... when'd they get rid of that commandment? 20. Have you been or could you be corrupted? corruption? i know thy name... 21. Paper or plastic? hot dog! 22. If aliens were to arrive, what would you do? take off all of my clothes (assuming i had any on) and cover myself in shaving cream screaming.... "I'm a mad human I'm a mad human! don't eat me! i've got mad human's disease! moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! 23. If Elian was to arrive, what would you do? hide in a closet and hope he doesn't inflict his patented cuban revenge wrath upon the nation 24. Do you think the best things in life are free? yes, but you can give them to the birds and the bees... now give me tacos... that's what i want.. 25. If you could place something of yours in a time capsule, what would it be? um.... my disembodied cheerfully smiling head..... so when they open it i scare them.... maybe rig up some sort of puppetry and an audio cassette of my voice saying something like "in seven days you're going to die!"
no... let the bastards rob my grave if they want it
2. What's your personal utopia?
a land of neverending, always cold seven eleven slurpees in ever flavor.... and sun chips...
3. What becomes of the broken hearted?
they slowly tick away until one day they get all 'splodey with the guts and the gore all over the place
4. Have you ever hid in bushes? Why?
um... to spy on the neighbor?
5. Do you believe in the afterlife?
i think it's probably just the dmv.... oh thats hell...
6. How do you want to die?
i don't know but there was this one guy who wanted to be squashed by an elephant at the point of climax while he was having sex with two young beautiful virgins....
7. Do you know the way to San Jose?
um... that way? no! no! that way!
8. What's your favorite scary movie?
barney and friends sing-a-long
9. What's your favorite example of science fiction turned science fact?
the plastic hover-car
10. If your life could be someone fictional's, whose would it be?
little johnny snowstorm
11. What would you say to the President if you were introduced?
hello i think you're an asshole.
12. Would you like to live beneath the sea?
under the sea.... under the ocean...
13. Have you any shame?
i have no shame....
14. Whose language do you speak?
that guy! over there!
15. Were you a bully at school?
no... the only thing i bullied was the burritos at lunch
16. Do you ever think you might be going mad?
well see i found this bus ticket from years ago that says destination: looney
17. Are friends electric?
do stormtroopers wear drag?
18. Do you ever disgust yourself?
sometimes... like when i'm takin a bath and i fart...and theres stinky bubbbles..
19. Which of the 10 Commandments would you never break?
um.... having sex with your livestock? aw shit... when'd they get rid of that commandment?
20. Have you been or could you be corrupted?
corruption? i know thy name...
21. Paper or plastic?
hot dog!
22. If aliens were to arrive, what would you do?
take off all of my clothes (assuming i had any on) and cover myself in shaving cream screaming.... "I'm a mad human I'm a mad human! don't eat me! i've got mad human's disease! moooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
23. If Elian was to arrive, what would you do?
hide in a closet and hope he doesn't inflict his patented cuban revenge wrath upon the nation
24. Do you think the best things in life are free?
yes, but you can give them to the birds and the bees... now give me tacos... that's what i want..
25. If you could place something of yours in a time capsule, what would it be?
um.... my disembodied cheerfully smiling head..... so when they open it i scare them.... maybe rig up some sort of puppetry and an audio cassette of my voice saying something like "in seven days you're going to die!"
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