Re: I Think My Toaster is Haunted!tremereunlivingJune 26 2005, 03:28:07 UTC
Strange gift indeed. Some decades ago I heard of a similiar gift bestowed upon one of our clan members living in coastal Connecticut. Seems that a relative had left him a taffy pulling machine in her will. For weeks it sat in the chantry being regarded with equal parts fear and exhaltation. What was this strange contraption and how could it further our thaumaturgies? And who would clean it? One of the ghouls in the chantry started making blood candies. oh the flavors! but soon i found that i was having to send some of my more important childer to pay visits to this chantry. the ghoul's master suffered from uncommon hungers and even worse, a rush of adulation from his clanmates. Wherever he went, someone was sure to tag along. He had no personal time to work towards the betterment of Clan Tremere (TM). The candies had even started making their rounds in Elysium get togethers and we were suffering visits from jetsetting Toreador and Ventrue social climbers. So, we swallowed our collective pride and collected on a Nosferatu boon. Seems the industrious little ghoul was bloodletting his master in the daytime and working his vitae into those delicious taffies.
Please send this toaster artifact to Vienna. We must test it out on the Gargoyles first. It's only proper.
One of the ghouls in the chantry started making blood candies. oh the flavors! but soon i found that i was having to send some of my more important childer to pay visits to this chantry. the ghoul's master suffered from uncommon hungers and even worse, a rush of adulation from his clanmates. Wherever he went, someone was sure to tag along. He had no personal time to work towards the betterment of Clan Tremere (TM). The candies had even started making their rounds in Elysium get togethers and we were suffering visits from jetsetting Toreador and Ventrue social climbers. So, we swallowed our collective pride and collected on a Nosferatu boon. Seems the industrious little ghoul was bloodletting his master in the daytime and working his vitae into those delicious taffies.
Please send this toaster artifact to Vienna. We must test it out on the Gargoyles first. It's only proper.
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