you must beat him at his own game. if you should start to speak your own nonsense, then he'll have no choice but to either become afraid of some of your prophecies or declare you mad and possibly wait in rapt silence to hear your outbursts. For this I recomment buying 4 stereos and playing a few different spoken words albums at a time. Now, to make some strange prophecies...remember, it's all about the random minutiae of life...
a neighbor's blueberry muffins have been sending messages to your ghouls alphabet soup, indicating a hidden setite place of worship within the apartment complex...
claim to be in the thrall of some mad blood drinking fae named strap-on sally, whose chased you down the alley and traded vitae. tell your neighbor you can see movement through walls now. make jerky motions when conversing. linger on words, long after they been uttered...
declare yourself an emissary of bobo. tell the malkavian that it is his mission to build a shelter made entirely of items found in dollar generals. insist that if any one item in the contruction comes from another place, bobo will consider him a most ungrateful cur and will smite him, turning him into a contestant on a reality tv program...
thank him for his warnings. tell him you have found a way of existing without the need for blood, and that all one has to do is spend their slumber in pyjamas made entirely of styrofoam. insist that the hunger pains are just the torment of a cracked mind...
to lessen the noisy rants, see above. just remember, it's more fun when you twiddle the knobs and the messages begin to sound like odd reveries.
a neighbor's blueberry muffins have been sending messages to your ghouls alphabet soup, indicating a hidden setite place of worship within the apartment complex...
claim to be in the thrall of some mad blood drinking fae named strap-on sally, whose chased you down the alley and traded vitae. tell your neighbor you can see movement through walls now. make jerky motions when conversing. linger on words, long after they been uttered...
declare yourself an emissary of bobo. tell the malkavian that it is his mission to build a shelter made entirely of items found in dollar generals. insist that if any one item in the contruction comes from another place, bobo will consider him a most ungrateful cur and will smite him, turning him into a contestant on a reality tv program...
thank him for his warnings. tell him you have found a way of existing without the need for blood, and that all one has to do is spend their slumber in pyjamas made entirely of styrofoam. insist that the hunger pains are just the torment of a cracked mind...
to lessen the noisy rants, see above. just remember, it's more fun when you twiddle the knobs and the messages begin to sound like odd reveries.
mineral water sure beats stir fried eggs...T
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