The only thing better than having two puppies sleeping on your feet and a kitty curled up under your chin and purring is having two puppies sleeping on your feet, a kitty curled up under your chin and purring AND a gorgeous man laying next you with his arms around you. For one, brief, glorious moment, while no one was fighting or complaining of being crowded, my world was perfectly complete.
It takes a full 24 hours to recover from the effects of Nyquil.
Priscilla (the kitty) is loud but combined with a migraine her volume increases exponentially.
Green tea with lemon and honey is WONDERUFL!
Nyquil is probably going to cure cancer one day. We should all start buying stock.
Whilst in battle, my skin always looks beautiful and perfect, young and fresh. My hair looks limp, tangled and dull.
I can lose two pounds in 24 hours. Bring on the Mono!
Apparently, projectile snot (not mine) accompanied by a monotone exclamatory “awesome” (also not mine) is all that is needed to induce riotous and uncontrollable laughter (mine) complete with tears and curling into a ball.