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[mr_chekov]

That's it! The curls are going.

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[starshipcommand]

But they're adorable.

[mr_chekov]

[Beware. This is not her happy face. Not her happy face at all.]

They are exceedingly irritating. And people keep on patting me on the head, I am almost certain there is a correlation between hawing curls and getting patted on the head.

[starshipcommand]

[Uh-oh. Time to change tactics.]

I'm not sure if getting rid of the curls will help. You're cute with or without them.

[... He's not sure there's a way for him to win this. Some part of his brain is starting to say Run away, run away before it's too late!]

[mr_chekov]

[And there it is. The dreaded 'c' word.]

[Oh my, is that an eye twitching. It very well might be.]

Then maybe getting rid of them will make me less 'cute'.

[starshipcommand]

[Damn.]

What's wrong with being cute?

[He really needs to start listening to his brain.]

[mr_chekov]

Many, many, many things Kirk. Mainly? I'm not supposed to be cute. Cute is bad and childish. Kittens and Puppies and....and...Tribbles are cute.

[starshipcommand]

Yeah, and you know what else is cute?

Baby tigers.

And then they eat your face off, which is pretty badass.

When it's not your face, anyway.

[mr_chekov]

...[(O_o) Wot. This is her 'I have no idea what the hell you're on about' face.]

....

Are you trying to say I am a baby tiger?

[starshipcommand]

[:D]

No, silly. I'm saying you're like a baby tiger. In that, in addition to being cute, you're also a complete badass. Seriously. What would we do without you?

[mr_chekov]

...

Riley would probably be alpha nawigator and I would probably be a rich scientist by now.