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[owns_the_chair]

What did you just call me?!

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[jo_anna_mccoy]

*The outburst catches her by surprise and she stops in the middle of her speech. The one she'd been practicing to herself. The one she knew by heart but kept repeating anyway. And the one that was apparently insulting to the people around her.* I... didn't say anything. I mean, I did, but I was talking to myself? Um, practicing. A speech. I don't randomly just talk to myself.

*Oh god. Shut up, Joanna.* I'm... just gonna go.

[owns_the_chair]

An speech, huh? [The corner of his lip quirks up and he saunters closer to her, his eyes doing a quick up and down, assessing her. She's not a bad looking girl. He can work with this.]

Must be some speech if you've got words like that in it...

[jo_anna_mccoy]

What, copulation? *She tucks a strand of hair behind her ear and tries to think of what other words he might be talking about.*

It's, uh, it's about snails. They're hermaphrodites. *And could she please crawl into a hole now?*

[owns_the_chair]

Lucky snails. They get the best of both worlds. [He chuckles and yeah, so he might be laying the charm on her. Just a little bit. It's not everyday you get called a hermaphrodite by a cute girl. Hell, it's not everyday he meets a girl who even knows what 'hermaphrodite' means.]

Unfortunately, I've only got the one sex. [Leaning closer, he winks and whispers in mock-confidentiality.] It's the lack of boobs that should tip you off.

[neat_science]

I called you a whiny bitch....

[owns_the_chair]

[Jim Kirk does NOT hit women. Not even when they make him need to remind himself of that fact.]

Well, I guess you know all about being a bitch. I'll trust your expertise.

[neat_science]

Oh yes? Well I'm not the one hiding away licking my wounds...makes them all gossip more ya know...

[owns_the_chair]

If people wanna gossip, let them. I don't really give a shit either way.

[hesdead_jim]

I called you nosy. Stop lookin' at me. I'm tryin' to study an' it's offputting. *And, you know, he doesn't know this guy so is wary of him.*

[owns_the_chair]

Man, you must have a really short attention span if I'm managing to distract you. [But the looking continued nonetheless.] Whatcha reading?

[hesdead_jim]

I can feel your eyes on me. It's very distractin'. *He let out a breath - not quite a huff, but almost - and gestured down to his book.* Advanced biology.

[owns_the_chair]

Aw, I'm sorry. [Though his tone indicated he was anything but.] You're one of those weird types who runs up and down ponds with a butterfly net, aren't you?

ahhh, think you need some teenage Christine here.

[nurse_cchapel]

A pathetic air-headed excuse for a boy, if I do remember correctly.

Yeeeeey! XD

[owns_the_chair]

Oh really? And you're basing this on... what?

[nurse_cchapel]

Your really awful first impression.

[owns_the_chair]

Hey, just because I didn't lay the charm on you from the word go is no reason to get snippy.