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[cptn_j_kirk]

[Whiiiines. Translation: "Ah, shit! Not again!"]

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[nurse_cchapel]

[Suddenly, everything feels funny. And looks really big. Christine tilts her head and tries to say "Jim, why is there a dog in your chair?" It comes out as a bark.]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[There's another low whine/growl from Jim and she gives Christine as remorseful look, and tries to say "Chris... Remember when I got kittyfied? The only way this is better is that there will be no litter boxes!".]

[nurse_cchapel]

[Christine whines pitifully and jumps down off her chair. This is why she never does away missions. Shit like this happens. After a few moments of getting adjusted to four paws, she starts to pace, trying to think up something to do.]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[Jim jumps off the chair and tumbles around for a moment, then yelps indignantly. "At least you're a grown dog! Look at me! I'm... I'm a puppy! That's just wrong... And undignified!"]

[nurse_cchapel]

[After a little 'awww' moment that doesn't translate well into dog, Christine goes over to Jim. And takes a big lick up the side of her cute little face.]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[Jim glares as best she can and nudges Christine with a paw. "Hey, stop that, I'm not a lollipop!"]

[nurse_cchapel]

[Deciding that it's actually sort of cathartic, Christine puts a paw on Jim's back, holding her still while she keeps licking her face. And then her ears. And then the back of her neck. "Shut up, I'm thinking."]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[Jim struggles against her and makes growly little noises. "Hey! STOP IT! Christiiiiine! You're licking me and it's really freaking weird! Your tongue does NOT belong on me!"]

[nurse_cchapel]

[And that's how Jim gets biten hard on the scruff of the neck.]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[Which causes Jim to yelp and nip back at her paws because that kinda hurt. "Haven't you ever heard of 'do no harm'?" Dammit, Christine!"]

[nurse_cchapel]

["I'm a nurse, not a doctor. We have a different set of rules." But Christine relinquishes her grip on Jim, licking the spot she bit to make it feel better before going back to pacing.]

[cptn_j_kirk]

["And you're apparently a nurse with a really serious oral fixation!" Jim grumps, then trots towards the turbolift. "C'mon, we've gotta find Bones. He can fix this. Or at least do something about it."]

[nurse_cchapel]

[Christine makes a confused whining noise, watching the Jim puppy go. And then she follows. Because it's not like there's anything else to do.]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[Once in the turbolift, Jim tries to give the voice-command for Sickbay. Only... It comes out as a high-pitched bark. "Ah, crap... You think you can reach the manual controls?"]

[nurse_cchapel]

[Christine sits herself in the middle of the turbolift and looks at Jim, confused. "Sorry, I don't speak Goldie."]

[cptn_j_kirk]

[Jim barks again and tries to jump up to reach the controls. "The manual controls, Chris! C'mon!!"]