My subconcious thinks I'm a lesbian...
I'm done with school for the quarter! YAY!! And I was feeling so good about that, I drove all the way home! WHOOO!
"The Girls" (Mom, Auntie, and their 3 cousins) were up late cackling last night so I didn't sleep well. I had a really weird dream this morning before my alarm clock went off. I was being a teacher's assistant like I was last summer and there was a craft fair outside the classroom. I went out to look. There was a table of frog Christmas ornaments and I thought I might get one for Audiemay (there was also a green Dalek and I was all, "Well, this doesn't belong here."). Then there was a booth that had Star Trek stuff. Turns out Leonard Nimoy had JUST been there and I missed him AGAIN! Two guys dressed as Captain Picard and Data were there too.
Then I saw a sign for a Save Ianto Jones panel. "Oh, I'll go to that!" I thought to my dream-self. So I went and the lady organizing it (a really hardcore lesbian, but that doesn't matter) gave me a form to fill out: "Name, address, opinion of President Obama, stance on the Vietnam War... etc." I asked why all the stupid questions and she said they were trying to figure out what kind of demographics they had so they could better appeal to the BBC. I said I'd fill in my name and address and that was it.
The lonepinkwarrior was there and Organizer Lesbian Lady asked if he was my boyfriend and I said no and she was like, "Oh, so you're a lesbian." I was shocked! I told her no. I may joke around flirting with my female friends, but I am not a lesbian. She kept insisting and insisting that I was. (Did I mention that she was free-boobing and wearing a T-shirt that said "Free-Boobing for Ianto"?) Finally I just walked away and went to sit at the table with Lonepinkwarrior. He had some guy friends there and one said, "Oh, you must be the lesbian." I grabbed him by the neck... then I woke up.
Yeah. I'm not a lesbian, I swear. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but I'm not.