Intro!
*Look over here- see who just beamed down in a shower of blue sparkles!! Yes, the transporter beam looks like that. Don't try to deny it. Resistance is futile. Yep, it's a Data!! Who's really somewhat... confused. He presses the combadge on his chest, and... well, he tries to talk to his captain...*
Data to Enterprise.
...Data to Enterprise, do you read me?
......Enterprise, do you copy?
I believe something has gone wrong with the transporter beam... but I do not recognize this place... *and he takes out his tricorder and starts scanning the area.*