hello everyone you wonderful people you~ come here for answers!

[a_single_photon]

Welcome to Starbase Infinity. Please state the nature of--

[he stops, glares] Oh. It's just you.

Well, I suppose I'll answer questions, if I must.

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[feelwithyou]

Doctor, I thought you'd grown past that.

[a_single_photon]

Grown past what?

[feelwithyou]

Your original programming.

[a_single_photon]

I'm afraid I have no idea what you're talking about, as we have never met.

[errorinhumanity]

I apologise if my appearance is unusual Doctor, but I doubt that being rude is called for.

[a_single_photon]

I'm sorry; have we met?

Ahah you're not actually the EMH :] Well, not mine. Same for above :)

[errorinhumanity]

Doctor? Is there something wrong with your programme.

Awww~

[a_single_photon]

My program is functioning at optimal capacity. If you are doubting my ability to answer questions concerning this station, put your mind at ease.

[justicenotorder]

Just me, yes.

I have a few questions for you.

[a_single_photon]

Of course. I'll answer any questions to the best of my abilities.

[justicenotorder]

For a start--who is in command of this facility?

[a_single_photon]

I'm sorry; that information is classified.