Curses to the maximum that I am able to curse.

[katharynne]

EDIT:

The comic is up! The comic is up! Finally.

This is based off the entirely true and factual thesis that Uhura and classic!Chekov are gal pals. If you want confirmation of this, watch 'the trouble with tribbles", where they grin and squee and coo over tribbles together in a schoolgirlish fashion.

Preview:

Comments

[bronwynferchdai]

I'm sorry your computer and your pen and the rest of the universe hate you so. This sucketh like a sucky thing. Maybe a vacuum? Or Goodburger: The Movie?

However, in a dedicated effort to make you feel better (and to shake myself out of my literary doldrums) I propose a question. If you could put McCoy in a stripper outfit that wasn't the Naughty Nurse gear (say, perhaps, he left it on the ship?) what would it be? Because I'm kind of stuck on this one. Part of me wants to dress him as that leather guy from the Village People. Another part wants to dress him a French Nurse. I need help.

Or psychiatric intervention. More likely, both.
Bronwyn

[ladyamethyst83]

hey i thought of a few outfits that McCoy could go in. Maybe a strict teacher or principal..depending which way you're going with it (genderbending dance). And yes I have too much time at work to think about stuff like this..

[bronwynferchdai]

The Captain and the General have suggested gangster moll, which thrills me so that it will be first. But, the teacherly thing appeals to, well, my teacherly disposition, so it may make an appearance as well.

One can only hope.
Bronwyn

[anadapta0801]

Having discussed it soberly and sensibly, the General feels that Bones's wardrobe ought to include a suitably stripperific Planet-Of-The-Hats gangster's moll/flapper costume. And I concur.

[bronwynferchdai]

GANGSTER MOLL!BONES! I have giddy, wildly inappropriate possibilities! Also, I think this large, pinstriped bunny is going to club me to death by the end of the day. It's AWESOME.
Bronwyn

[bronwynferchdai]

Because my brain has been noodling all day, I offer you this image.

Bones stood silhouetted against the stage lights. As the music started, he slunk into the dimmed spot and tipped his fedora. Jim's mouth went utterly dry. Bones struck a pose: one hand on his hip while the other toyed with the knot of his tie

[katharynne]

The Captain and I have been in discussion, and, a la "A piece of the action", we have decided upon gangster's moll Bones.

(Yes, they do sell gangster's moll stripper outfits. I found one in a fancy dress shop when I was thirteen or so and was promptly traumatised. It explains so much.)

[bronwynferchdai]

*eyes wide* I would NEVER have thought of that. But, oh, it's wonderful. And Kirk will appreciate that outfit more than he should. Come to think of it, I think Spock should see it too. If I can manage that in some way. *giggles hysterically*

I love it when a story leaps into my head almost fully formed. I shall work on it presently. Or you know, when I'm no longer at work. Which is a Catholic school. Full of priests. Come to think of it, maybe I should work on it here. The seething, repressed sexuality can only help.

Bronwyn