Genderbending Dance, jazz-hands interlude.
Today, now that the parade for the little people of Trek have hung up their trumpets and sat down for a nap in the comfy chair, it's time to honour the even smaller people; the characters of little screentime but great memorability, the J.D. Salingers* of mid-budget sci-fi shows.
*or M.C. Hammers, if you like.
And Scottina being socially awkward, because that's always good for a laugh.
Preview:
Yeoman Randy's hair stretches to five metres when unbeehived and uses six hundred credits' worth of conditioner every week. Ensigns weep openly when they see it.
Lieutenant Rileyna dresses entirely in green every Space-St. Patrick's Day. Last time Kirkette bitchslapped her for 'stealing her colour'.
Before you ask, Scottina did once build a fully-functional male android. Her schematics were later used as source material for making Lieutenant Commander Data.