Summon Night: Swordcraft Story 2
Me: I gathered the four swords, beat down a giant monster using a giant robot in an epic slugfest, helped two people find twue luv, cured two ninja siblings of their curse, and that's only what I can remember. Can I please fight the final boss now?
The Game: Sure!
Me: Hoorey!
The Game: ...after you go through this confusing dungeon!
Me: Argh!
(hours later)
Final Boss: Bwahaha! You can't beat me!
Me: Oh yeah? Take that!
(weapon does 1 point of damage)
Me: Oh shit.
Final Boss: Bwahahaha!
(one humiliating smackdown later)
The Game: You can't beat the boss this easily.
Me: No shit!
The Game: You need to forge this widget into a new weapon first.
Me: Gimme!
(forging a sword of ass kicking)
Final Boss: Back again? Boy, you sure are a slow learner. Either that or you love getting assfucked. Fag.
Me: Fuck you!
(sword does decent damage)
Final Boss: I'm gonna get reamed, aren't I.
Me: And I forgot to bring the lube.
(boss dies)
The REAL Final Boss: Bwahahaha! It's not over!
Me: Yeah yeah... like I didn't see that coming.
The REAL Final Boss: I don't even need a weapon! I'm gonna kill you with my dick!
Me: Your dick is bigger than my sword. That's just wrong.
(my character gains an instant story-related power-up, literally transforming into an ass-kicking, death-dealing warrior of doom)
Me: Whoa. This is even better than my other power-up. Ha! I'll never lose with this power up!
(one humiliating defeat later, followed by the GAME OVER screen)
Me: Fuck. What am I doing wrong?
(reload the game)
Me: Whoa. Deja vu.
The REAL Final Boss: Bend over.
(fight, fight, fight, my character's sword breaks, and he is powered down to regular mode; he switches over to a new weapon, but once again it does only 1 point of damage since it's not the 'speyshul' weapon)
Me: Oh God, why won't you let me die?
The REAL Final Boss: More fun for me!
(my character's HP drops to zero... but one of the equipped item kicks in and gives him an emergency power-up; the new weapon does full damage again, even though it's not the 'speyshul' weapon)
Me: I think this is a plot hole.
The REAL Final Boss: Excuse me while I die horribly.
Me: Whatever works for you.
The Game: You have won!
Me: Hoorey!
The Game: As a reward? NEW DUNGEONS!
Me: What?