2006 Goku-Lytton Awards for the Worst First Line in Erotic Fan Fiction
Here's the Historical Fiction winner:
With a yowl and a burst of pyrotechnics, the battle began, and Harry Truman watched from the helm of his flagship the USS America as the atomic bomb dropped into the air, one hand upon the thigh of Eleanor Roosevelt and the other on the back of Assistant Labor Secretary Roxanne H. Woolsy's head as she devoured the recently crowned president's tube steak loaded with Vitamin Dick.
S is for Sex
Harry S. Truman Erotic Fanfic
Nubsauce, Jr.
With a yowl and a burst of pyrotechnics, the battle began, and Harry Truman watched from the helm of his flagship the USS America as the atomic bomb dropped into the air, one hand upon the thigh of Eleanor Roosevelt and the other on the back of Assistant Labor Secretary Roxanne H. Woolsy's head as she devoured the recently crowned president's tube steak loaded with Vitamin Dick.
S is for Sex
Harry S. Truman Erotic Fanfic
Nubsauce, Jr.