Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are the one who wrote about bringing a stranger into your apartment after nearly getting him killed? Just so I'm getting my fact straight.
Why, yes, that was me! Unfortunately, my friend, you may have your facts mixed up. I only almost got him killed because of a sudden gust of wind that I caused that blew in his direction. A bus was what almost killed him.
Well hello there, Skip. I take it that running over human beings and picking on neurotic blonde naive girls takes precedence over your weekend homework pile?
You don't know how relieved I am to hear you say that. Now I know the country is in fine hands.
So, you got Cassia pretty good with that crack about her writing in her Compendium about the whackjob she almost creamed with a bus. Easy target, right?
I respect your right to freedom of speech and all that other Constitution crap. Points are indeed a part of every day life whether it's research for a paper or simply trying to piss everyone off with some smartass impromptu statement.
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Sport, I don't know how you envisioned the overall reaction, and honestly I don't care. But just for argument's sake, here's my point: Truth is, I'm not having a very good day, and seeing as you've chosen to sink your claws into Cassia here, well that doesn't make my day any easier. Honestly, right now, there's nothing I'd rather do than go over to that cute little frat house of yours and beat that smug smile that I know is there this very moment, right off your face.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but you are the one who wrote about bringing a stranger into your apartment after nearly getting him killed? Just so I'm getting my fact straight.
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Why, yes, that was me! Unfortunately, my friend, you may have your facts mixed up. I only almost got him killed because of a sudden gust of wind that I caused that blew in his direction. A bus was what almost killed him.
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...But you wrote about it in your Compendium, did you not?
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I did, in fact. But he was safe. You just ran over a hobo. Meaning his life could be over.
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While he was still in your apartment, am I right? Just a simple yes or no will do.
He's a hobo. His life's already over.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with America's bright and promising future.
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Oh, stop that, David. You're making me blush.
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Well hello there, Skip. I take it that running over human beings and picking on neurotic blonde naive girls takes precedence over your weekend homework pile?
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When doesn't running over human beings and picking on the naive take precedence over my homework, I ask you?
Besides. I'm too cool for school.
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You don't know how relieved I am to hear you say that. Now I know the country is in fine hands.
So, you got Cassia pretty good with that crack about her writing in her Compendium about the whackjob she almost creamed with a bus. Easy target, right?
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I do what I can.
Just trying to make a point. At least my hobo was imaginary.
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I respect your right to freedom of speech and all that other Constitution crap. Points are indeed a part of every day life whether it's research for a paper or simply trying to piss everyone off with some smartass impromptu statement.
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Sport, I don't know how you envisioned the overall reaction, and honestly I don't care. But just for argument's sake, here's my point: Truth is, I'm not having a very good day, and seeing as you've chosen to sink your claws into Cassia here, well that doesn't make my day any easier. Honestly, right now, there's nothing I'd rather do than go over to that cute little frat house of yours and beat that smug smile that I know is there this very moment, right off your face.
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And where did you say you worked again? Some insurance agency, right?
I think your boss would really like to see this side of you. Call it customer feedback.
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Ooh. Customer feedback? You'd do that for me? I'm sure she would love to hear from you. She being Karen Eldred.
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Yes!
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Okay. That's all I needed to know.
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