What can I say? I only witness the truth, preacher.
What am I doing here on a Friday night? Oh, what every lonely, social reject Tale does on a Friday night: masturbate over the very idea of another Tale helping me give my dog walkies.
[...] Actually, on my way out to a previous engagement. Figured I'd actually get a laugh before a long, slow death at the hands of middle-aged funeral directors over Asian fusion cuisine.
[The pen streak has become a pretty far-reaching streak of ejaculate all over the face of a girl walking her dog. The penis is pretty detailed, if we're going to be honest here.]
With a name like "Peregrine," this entire debacle's destined for copious amounts of douchefaggotry. Still, it's free (if not overpriced and ridiculous) food and I've got a stomach to fill, so why the hell not?
At any rate, you keep on evangelizing. Not that I should talk, but at least someone can spread the Good Word on getting a fucking life.
There you are, bitch. It's not really a Skip Compendium entry without an amen from you, sister.
Speaking of dates: What're you doing here on a Friday night?
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What am I doing here on a Friday night? Oh, what every lonely, social reject Tale does on a Friday night: masturbate over the very idea of another Tale helping me give my dog walkies.
[...] Actually, on my way out to a previous engagement. Figured I'd actually get a laugh before a long, slow death at the hands of middle-aged funeral directors over Asian fusion cuisine.
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[A pen streak; for some reason, Irma + the word "walkies" = lolarious to him.]
Oh yeah, that Aja place you were talking about earlier? Meant to tell you: googled that shit and it seems really fucking pretentious.
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[The pen streak has become a pretty far-reaching streak of ejaculate all over the face of a girl walking her dog. The penis is pretty detailed, if we're going to be honest here.]
With a name like "Peregrine," this entire debacle's destined for copious amounts of douchefaggotry. Still, it's free (if not overpriced and ridiculous) food and I've got a stomach to fill, so why the hell not?
At any rate, you keep on evangelizing. Not that I should talk, but at least someone can spread the Good Word on getting a fucking life.
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Your artwork is stunning. I might frame this shit. Probably the best thing to come out of the Compendiums all year.
[A pause. A very evil pause.] Yeah, I guess so. Why the hell not?
I'll keep the home fires burning. Somebody's got to point out the blind ignorance of these sick fucks.
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