*squatting down between the Azeleas, pulling out the binoculars*
*whispering, in that Aussie Crocodile Hunters voice*
I've taken up a new hobby. *looks through binoculars*
*ducking down further*
Stalking Keanu Reeves *refocusing so I can see him clearer*
He's a crafty little fella...fast on his feet...and he keeps me on my toes *peeks up over the bush* *ducking down fast cause I think he see's me*
Amazing instincts and a keen sense of hearing...fabulous creature. *smirks* *refocusing binoculars*
Just look at his long muscular legs...that broad chest and flawless stomach *fogging up lenses* *using tank top to wipe them off*
*licking lips* His fur..*cough* I mean...hair is like silk and what's that I see? *gets excited, leaning too far into the bush, getting branches caught in my hair*
Crap...*snatching branches out, looking through binoculars again*
*watching him bend over to pick something up*
*takes a breath*
*forgetting my Aussie accent*
*rae* His ass ain't bad either...*shaking head*
Uh, I mean...his lean sculpted posterier is something to behold. *smirks*
Oh Shit...he's coming.
*ducks, running around the house and up the beach*
*cracks up*
Tara
(sorry, I just had too *busts the hell up*)
I've taken up a new hobby. *looks through binoculars*
*ducking down further*
Stalking Keanu Reeves *refocusing so I can see him clearer*
He's a crafty little fella...fast on his feet...and he keeps me on my toes *peeks up over the bush* *ducking down fast cause I think he see's me*
Amazing instincts and a keen sense of hearing...fabulous creature. *smirks* *refocusing binoculars*
Just look at his long muscular legs...that broad chest and flawless stomach *fogging up lenses* *using tank top to wipe them off*
*licking lips* His fur..*cough* I mean...hair is like silk and what's that I see? *gets excited, leaning too far into the bush, getting branches caught in my hair*
Crap...*snatching branches out, looking through binoculars again*
*watching him bend over to pick something up*
*takes a breath*
*forgetting my Aussie accent*
*rae* His ass ain't bad either...*shaking head*
Uh, I mean...his lean sculpted posterier is something to behold. *smirks*
Oh Shit...he's coming.
*ducks, running around the house and up the beach*
*cracks up*
Tara
(sorry, I just had too *busts the hell up*)