Jul 28, 2004 07:44
*taking down the Cherrios box, digging in getting a had full*
*laughing as I hear Fatty Baby round the corner, bending down to him*
You want some?...*laughing as he paws my hand* You like these huh? *opening my hand letting him eat the rest* *holding his head, looking @ him*
You wanna do something with me today? I have a mission to complete...you wanna come? *grinning as he tries to wiggle away, licking my hands for more Cherrios*
I'll take that as a yes...lets go. *picking him up heading up stairs*
*pulling off my night shirt, pulling on a t'shirt and some shorts, slipping my feet into my flip flops* Fatty Baby...we got somebody to stalk today *grins* I haven't done that in a while...I think I need to today *laughs* and you're gonna help me...so its not all my fault.
*walking to the side drawer, pulling out the black eye cream I stole from my brother, dipping my finger in* *showing it to Fatty Baby* Camophlage *cracks up as I smear it under both eyes*
*looking @ Fatty Baby again* C'mere *picking him up, dipping my finger in again, smearing it under both of his wrinkled eyes*
*laughing @ how he looks* Perfect...you ready? *picking him up, heading out my room down the stairs* We need a bag...a big bag *going into the kitchen, pulling out a garbage bag* This'll work.
*walking toward the door, grabbing his leash off the table as I walk by it* Okay Fatty...there are rules...he's home...so you gotta be quiet...ninja like okay? *putting him down on the outside of the door, leashing him, giving him a tug heading down the beach*
*bending down as we get closer to K's house, seeing Fatty Baby run past me, growling* *loud whisper* NO! Fatty Baby! *slipping out of my flip flop, tripping over his leash as I try to catch him*
*giving him a mean face as he turns for a second, barking @ me*
SHHHHHHH!! Fatty...get back here! *pounding the sand, spitting as some of it flys in my mouth* *getting up, running low catching his leash before he gets away again*
*picking him up, whispering in his ear* Bad Fatty...very very bad!!
*kissing his head as he ignors me, flapping his legs trying to get down* *running low again, around the side of the house* *tipping up to look in the window...seeing K round the corner into the kitchen, grinning*
Perfect...we're in *giggling as I round the side, going in the back door, crawling on the floor until I reach the stair* *laughing as I hear him moving somewhere in the house*
Alright...this is it...do or die Fatty Baby...*gets up, runs quickly up the stairs, dashing into K's room, shutting the door halfway* *giggling, swinging Fatty around, whispering loud* We did it Fatty...we are like...Samurai's *does quick Karate kick, laughing as Fatty whimpers* Sorry...*putting him on the floor*
Okay...time to complete the mission. *goes to his drawer, pulling out the first on, getting the garbage bag from my back pocket* *seeing there aren't any underwear in the drawer...pulling out another, then another* What the hell? *looking @ Fatty as he sniffs around the floor* *remembering he doesn't wear underwear*
*frowns* *loud whisper* DAMNIT!! What the hell is with the guys on this island...is underwear soooo terrible *rolls my eyes* *looking around for something else to take*
*frowning, flopping down on the bed, kicking a stray shoe*
*looking @ the shoe...slowly grinning, looking @ Fatty* This'll do *laughs a little*
*opens up the closet door, looking @ all his shoes, laughing* *opening up the bag, realizing its not big enough. *looking around the room, spying the flat sheet on the bed*
This'll work too...*pulling it off, grabbing all the shoes, tossing them in the middle of the sheet, wrapping them up, grunting as I hoist them over my shoulder* *laughing again, way too loud*
SHHHHH...Fatty...don't make me laugh *snickers, grabbing his leash again* *opening the door slowly, listening for K, not hearing anything, heading down the hall and stairs, dropping Fatty's leash*
*muttering FUCK as he gets away from me again* *loud whisper, dropping to the floor, trying to catch him* FATTY!! FATTY BABY KYAN...YOU GET BACK HERE! *patting the floor, giving him a mean face, shaking my head as he ignors me to go further in the livingroom*
GET BACK HERE!...FATTY! *remembering I have Cherrios in my pocket, pulling them out, offering them* Psst Psst...Fatty see? O's *giggling as he comes closer, swipping him up, dragging the sheet out the room and the back door*
*running down the stairs, laughing* Bad Fatty Baby! *dropping the sheet, laughing hard, dragging it down the beach* *letting the leash go so he can run in front of me*
We DID IT!! *cracking up as I round the driveway of the San's house, pulling the sheet into the garage*
Mission Complete!
*cracks up*
Tara