The third one
Ahh. 10:30 am and my day is done. Life is good. Now I have the whole day to... well... Hmmm... Life is good, now I just need one. I am eating pizza for breakfast, which in itself is not so bad, but the fact that it is a pepperoni pizza with barbeque sauce, extra cheese and jalepenos may gross some people out. If you ARE grossed out, good, because if I have to sit through a spicy lava poo later on as a result of this meal, I would at least like to share some discomfort with you. Well, scooby doo is on, so I'm going to sit on my fat ass and watch it while I turn my pizza into poo.