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Jan 05, 2007 23:00

Someone is playing me with a very stupid genjutsu. This would take far too much chakra to hold for long, especially as they seem to be binding my own. All I have to do is wait; I doubt it will take long for them to faint from exhaustion.

I would expect this is the kind of stupid trick that Jiraiya is playing on me, to try and confuse me and say that he is the better of us two. Heh, that is not possible. Poor naïve Jiraiya-kun, he never listened to anything he was told.

I do not know what this “journal” thing this woman gave me is, but I assume that writing in it will allow the jutsu caster - JIRAIYA - to know that I am aware of what they have done and that they will not live once it is lifted - I will ensure that personally. I’ve been waiting for a reason to execute this new jutsu, and I must admit that I am glad the idiot gave me it, though Sarutobi-sensei will hardly be pleased. But I’m his favourite anyway; he’d thank me for getting rid of the dobe.

I suppose while I’m here, I may as well move - if there is even the slightest possibility of this being a group attack, it would be best to keep moving. I do not wish to have my reputation sullied by a moment of arrogance. He may be stronger than I have anticipated, though I highly doubt it.

He was never normal with names either - Avoria? What in the seven hells is that? It sounds like some sort of giant bird. I shouldn’t be surprised, not after the trashy porn he’s thrown in my face with those practically deafening shrieks of “OROCHI-BAKA, I’M GOING TO BE FAMOUS AS A WRITER, AND I’M GONNA BE RI~ICH!” - tch, like anyone would buy those. They are awful, awkward, and I don’t think it’s possible for any woman’s breasts to be as large as he described.

Regardless, I had better change positions now.

giant birds, breasts, avoria, sarutobi-sensei, competition, enemies, jutsus, jiraiya, survival, porn, genjutsu

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