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Dear Metformin,
I appreciate you very much. You are my ally in the war to regain my health. I cannot thank you enough for the ways in which you have helped me, and continue to help me. You've single-handedly convinced my body to accept the insulin my pancreas makes. You've helped reduce my "numbers" to acceptable, rather than life-threatening, levels. You have played no small part in helping me shed a full fifteen pounds so far.
I understand that every partnership has a bit of give-and-take. That there is, or should be, a symbiosis. I know that, in exchange for your help, there are certain sacrifices I must make. There are certain things that must happen, and things that you require.
I am, however, finding your price a little hard to pay. Please, for the sake of my sanity, and for the sake of the war, stop giving me the shits. And, if you must, if that is my sacrifice, please stop giving me the shits in the middle of meals.
Thank you.
Amanda
I appreciate you very much. You are my ally in the war to regain my health. I cannot thank you enough for the ways in which you have helped me, and continue to help me. You've single-handedly convinced my body to accept the insulin my pancreas makes. You've helped reduce my "numbers" to acceptable, rather than life-threatening, levels. You have played no small part in helping me shed a full fifteen pounds so far.
I understand that every partnership has a bit of give-and-take. That there is, or should be, a symbiosis. I know that, in exchange for your help, there are certain sacrifices I must make. There are certain things that must happen, and things that you require.
I am, however, finding your price a little hard to pay. Please, for the sake of my sanity, and for the sake of the war, stop giving me the shits. And, if you must, if that is my sacrifice, please stop giving me the shits in the middle of meals.
Thank you.
Amanda