the washcloth
I got this in an e-mail, so some of you already got this, but I couldn't help but post this here.
-lex :-)
>>The Washcloth..............
>>
>>Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is
>>not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
>>
>>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
>>week.
>>
>>Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
>>tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
>>just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
>>8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
>>time to spare.
>>
>>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
>>hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
>>make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
>>washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
>>that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in
>>the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
>>appointment.
>>
>>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
>>called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
>>table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
>>Paris or some other place a million miles away.
>>
>>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
>>an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
>>
>>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
>>
>>The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
>>
>>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
>>out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
>>another one from the cupboard.
>>
>>She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
>>had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>>
>>Never going back to that doctor ever.
-lex :-)
>>The Washcloth..............
>>
>>Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on. There is
>>not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!
>>
>>I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the
>>week.
>>
>>Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to
>>tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only
>>just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around
>>8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
>>time to spare.
>>
>>As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over
>>hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to
>>make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
>>washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in
>>that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in
>>the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
>>appointment.
>>
>>I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was
>>called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the
>>table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
>>Paris or some other place a million miles away.
>>
>>I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made
>>an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.
>>
>>After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
>>
>>The rest of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
>>
>>After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called
>>out from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get
>>another one from the cupboard.
>>
>>She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it
>>had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."
>>
>>Never going back to that doctor ever.