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treehouse_ed

I THINK THE SPARKLING'S GETTING WORSE...

Jul 20, 2010 10:37

UM. YEAH. I DON'T KNOW. BUT IF BELLA CAN GET DRUNK, I CAN TOTALLY ~SPARKLE MY FEELINGS. *BLASTS DEBUSSY RIGHT NOW*

edward is a romantic, this can only end well, made of glitter, i'm so white i make casper look tan, sparkle sparkle sparkle, my life is wuthering heights, vampires do actually sparkle k thanks, do i dazzle you, edward wishes he could write like keats, totally suave, melodramatic like healthcliffe, sparkling is sexy, can't brain today i have the dumb, feel your feelings, what is this i don't even, obscene literary pretension

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th_maggie July 20 2010, 14:39:04 UTC

ED. I LOVE YOU. BUT I REALLY WANT TO SET YOU ON FIRE RIGHT NOW.

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 14:40:29 UTC

I THINK IF YOU SET ME ON FIRE, THE VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD WILL FEEL IT TOO, JUST SAYING.

th_maggie July 20 2010, 14:41:01 UTC

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I DIDN'T SAY I WAS GOING TO SET YOU ON FIRE, JUST THAT I WANT TO. WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM, ANYWAY?

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 14:50:44 UTC

BELLA LEFT ME AGAIN. WHICH IS GOOD. I AM SO DANGEROUS FOR HER. I JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

th_maggie July 20 2010, 15:01:00 UTC

YOU COULD MOVE ON? FIND ANOTHER GIRL? IT'S THE LOGICAL NEXT STEP.

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 15:10:46 UTC

LOGIC? *HEADTILT* LOVE ISN'T LOGICAL.

th_maggie July 20 2010, 15:12:44 UTC

*RUBS HER FACE, NOT REALLY KNOWING WHAT TO SAY ABOUT THIS* I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. BUT UM... SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO USE LOGIC SO YOU CAN MAKE SURE THINGS GO RIGHT. LIKE, YOU USED LOGIC TO NOT KILL YOURSELF, DIDN'T YOU?

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 15:15:35 UTC

I DON'T KNOW IF IT WAS LOGIC SO MUCH AS LUCY DISTRACTING ME WITH HER WOMANLY...EXPERIENCE. YES. EXPERIENCE.

th_maggie July 20 2010, 15:17:11 UTC

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YOU HAD SEX WITH LUCY? *IS LIKE

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treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 15:20:03 UTC

WOULD YOU RATHER I KILLED MYSELF THEN?

th_maggie July 20 2010, 15:22:49 UTC

*GLARES* DID I SAY THAT? DON'T GET SASSY WITH ME, I'M NOT AFRAID TO SLAP SOME SENSE INTO A GLITTERY VAMPIRE.

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 15:25:01 UTC

WELL YOU SEEMED TO IMPLY THAT. WHAT WITH YOUR EXPRESSION OF UTMOST HORROR AND WHATNOT. *GLARES*

th_maggie July 20 2010, 15:26:06 UTC

YOU DON'T KNOW LUCIY LIKE I DO.

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 15:29:57 UTC

SHE SEEMS PERFECTLY NICE TO ME.

th_maggie July 20 2010, 15:32:12 UTC

OH, SHE'S NICE. REAL NICE. A LITTLE TOO NICE.

treehouse_ed July 20 2010, 15:33:45 UTC

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS BEING TOO NICE. *LOOKS CONFUSED*

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