Oct 06, 2010 10:39
*WAKES UP LIKE THIS:
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thunderstruck,
crash and burn,
this can only end well,
fucking walls how do they work,
wooshing noises,
what did i do last night,
brilliant ideas,
9021wtf?,
aw hell,
ed/illness/bodily harm = ot3,
cirque du dr. parnassus,
well fuck,
lucky me,
ed makes poor lifestyle choices,
hangover central,
my body decides on mutiny,
ed does not have a drinking problem,
milk was a bad choice,
ed is a mountain man,
what is my life,
why god,
totally suave,
you spin me round,
fuck my life,
melodramatic like healthcliffe,
what in the fuck,
ow,
because i got high,
dancing in the dark,
what is this i don't even
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Hey Ed, wat u up 2? U were recked last nite. Tb.
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UH. I JOINED A TRAVELING CIRCUS, AND THEY LEFT ME IN THE WOODS. I THINK I TRIED HAVING SEX WITH THE TREES. MAGGIE FOUND ME. MY BODY HATES ME SO MUCH RIGHT NOW. HOW ARE YOU DOING?
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U joined a circus? Don't think sex w. tree was a gd idea though, can see why ur body h8s u. Am good, trying to entertain myself. Bored. Had a far less exciting night.
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YEAH. THERE WAS THIS ONE GUY WHO LOOKED A LOT LIKE PATRICK. AND A NICE GIRL. NO, IT DEFINITELY WASN'T. THINK I CAUGHT SOME KIND OF FLORAL STD, AT LEAST. WASN'T REALLY THINKING STRAIGHT LAST NIGHT. AM ENVIOUS OF YOUR LESS EXCITING NIGHT.
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Patrick was the 1 on the sex tape yeah? Floral STD - don't want to no what that means thnxs, def don't want one though. Next time you decide to do crazy things u should bring me with to stop u, lol.
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*TEXTS*
YEAH. HIM. I DON'T EITHER, BUT I THINK I MIGHT HAVE STUCK IT IN POISON OAK, AND IT BURNS. YEAH, HAVING YOU WITH ME WOULD'VE HELPED.
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*Thinks maybe ignoring he texted about it would be best*
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Have u been 2 the doc? Cause u wouldn't want it to drop off or anything. I can drop u off if you want so ur mum doesn't know*
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NO. I HAVEN'T. PROBABLY SHOULD. THANKS FOR THE OFFER, CHUCK.
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TEXT:
Ok. If you need I'll be round in an hour.
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