A remarkable Time Saving Device

[treefern]

http://www.darksites.com/evilplan.php

This nifty and terribly useful site lets you enter a few choices ("my objective is world domination", "my base of operations is a corporate tower", "I like to dress in classic black", etc) and it will automatically generate a three stage plan for you. Such a time saver!

In other news I went to a fun plotting

Comments

[mrben]

I look forward to working out the second half of that plot with you. :)

[vayshti]

Your objective is simple: Widespread Misery.
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Mom never loved me
Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first blackmail a famous actor/actress. This will cause the world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must contaminate/poison the pacific ocean. This will all be done from a haunted woods, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will fall into catatonic trances, as countless hordes of mean english teachers hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must covertly move your opening of the seven seals, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with blood, and no man will ever again dare interrupt your sentences. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to pray to you for enlightenment.

[treefern]

My (current) plan:

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incapacitate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, overwhelmed by your arrival. Who is this evil genius? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in classic black?

Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the eiffel tower. This will all be done from a corporate tower, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will flee in terror, as countless hordes of corporate suits hasten to do your every bidding.

Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your corporate takeover, bringing about the destruction of the masses. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare cross you. Everyone will bow before your cunning intelligence, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.